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I get paid by the universe, I’m on salary, you get no fucks from me 💫

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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
Alright. Final tweet on this account. Will miss it. Follow @charming2_0 if ya want 👋🏼
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
Need need need need NEED
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1 year
new Diptyque (?) notes below
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
What is more romantic than being thoughtful and thinking ahead?!
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Tasha K. | Get Rich Black Woman (♥️+💸)
1 year
And let me tell you, getting a surprise package and realizing its vitamin D3 is not romantic.
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1 year
Can’t wait until tomorrow so that I can know you more
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
There is no one on this planet that makes me laugh the way my best friend does holy fucking shit. Like the THINGS she says are unbelievable 😭
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1 year
Maybe the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen………..
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1 year
Added on a last minute visit for a patient and they start puking and go “I would like to recline” !? Like where, the floor?
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
I am very honest and communicative but I believe whatever story I tell myself in my head and it is never a good or productive story. I should get a therapist.
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1 year
I thought I had some emotional maturity but turns out I DONT very humbling experience
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StarsMoonandSun ✨🌑🌞
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“Anything taken for granted will eventually be taken away”
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1 year
Girl you wouldn’t have to worry about a damn thing
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
Oh I let the wrong person get in front of me in line 😭
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1 year
Core memory
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
Can you tell I have had this same scrub top for 5 years?
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
I’ve been personally invited to resident happy hour 😏😏😏
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
Not my patient messaging me on mychart saying she’s going out of town and then ending the message saying she scraped a tree with her car because she couldn’t see
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
I know this is a dumb thing to be bewildered by but peoples “types” are SO interesting to me. Because they seem very subconscious and it is so hard for me to be attracted to anyone on a purely physical level, yet my exes could pass as brothers probably 😭
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1 year
We could not be more opposite but oh I just love her
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
We gotta stop assuming anything from men comes with an ounce of depth. Jesus fucking Christ.
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
Bowie Taneytown Youghiogheny
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PoIiMath
1 year
Every state in the US must give at least one town a pronunciation that is inexplicable and specifically designed to easily identify outsiders
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chaRmiNg 🪄
1 year
I made a “if you give a mouse a cookie” joke along the lines of “if you give a patient Dilaudid they’re gonna ask for Benadryl to go with it” That’s just one example there were MANY times
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Y’all ever got chewed up by Twitter ? If you did what was it for?😂😂😂
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