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@anvyrd
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Sometimes I experience things that would make a really good webcomic, as far as such things go, but I don't do anything about it specifically to spite the medium, which is terrible
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Tonight I'm feeling desperate
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What are you wearing?
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Walking around covered in blood for attention
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At work coughing phlegmishly
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Crying in the work bathrooms they're playing a Kylie Minogue EDM song I've never heard before that is not good 馃挃
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You think you're the first oomf to ever fall in love with me?
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Powerwashing my urethra
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Robotripping at work thought this email was the tabula rasa
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I hate being bisexual it's awesome
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It鈥檚 been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate鈥檚 warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory
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hold me
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I think it's remarkable how we haven't changed
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Good bye
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Another great reading year down 馃槉
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That kind of thing can change a person
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Do any girls who know how to look after plants wanna come over
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