my brain shuts off whenever i fight anji in tower

once i was at a guilty gear strive tournament and this cute guy i was talking to messaged me his "socials". he linked his onlyfans and asmr'd, "it'd be cool if you would join me some time" in my ear. i walked out. being a faust player should've been a red flag tbh.

wtf pot combos are fun. also 2s is a really underrated roundstart vs axl, killing 5k and especially rainwater much harder than heat tackle can, although heat tackle can at least break even with axl jumping backwards and blocking. in another life.

a friend said, "axl sucks you should play him and win a local with him", which i've already done many times now. i've been an axl one-trick for so long i can't go back to picking the character i initially wanted to play. just gonna stay committed to the bit for the hell of it.

seeing a goldlewis aggressively dashblock during this underwater lag is beautiful and horrifying. i wish the match wasn't like this

i've only ever seen people pick potemkin's stage when they're abusing the white color palettes. it's truly villainous stuff

i wish i had a boyfriend who loved me as much as axl 2k loves me

won local btw awt points please

crazy my local has more entrants than an awt gold

i wish wild assault had a meter gain penalty so you can't easily get a resource feedback loop . comboing off strays with wild assault gives you a lot of tension on its own, but it's extra crazy when you're getting positive bonus for even more tension plus a partial burst refund.

RT @sephmitchell: Whether you've been religiously competing at our local, taken a sabbatical, or just come by to drink and vibe, this is TH….

why is gold burst still -2 on block.

i live to see pots suffer in this situation it really warms my cold, broken heart

RT @marvelo_vs: Damn, how the fuck does this lady at Quiznos not know how to make a sandwich? This should be a sin.

couldn't handle the meme reset

crazy that these have the same startup, but one's -3 on block and one's +4. can you guess which one is 0 on hit

uncounterable axl pressure

it'd be cool if axl: . -had a 9f f.s (increased recovery) . -had -15 to -18 snail instead of -24 . -had a +2 6h, not -2. further leap for combo routes .-had sickle storm dealt 15 more damage . i actually think axl's damage is good but i think his zoning is too flimsy sometimes.

heavy bugger