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That second set of footprints disappeared during those hard times because I’ve got my own shit to deal with, not about to put up with yours.
San Antonio, TX
Joined January 2018
I don’t mess with the ocean, ocean don’t mess with me. Thems the rules.
As of June 2024, we've only mapped 26.1% of all our oceans @seabed2030 is trying to bring that to 100% by 2030 How comes we only have 1/4th the oceans mapped? How do you map it? Why does it even matter? My full interview with the project's Director: https://t.co/2ZtBFOkzXr
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So did that Australian breakdancing lady learn her lesson or nah?
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They have called each other “potato” and meant it. Peace is possible in this world.
The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised.
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Are you watching any Olympic events? Yeah, I like the one where the guys use that thing that was in the middle of the village of crazies I have no idea what any of that means Here, this is Gymkata. I think it won a couple of Oscars I’m pretty sure it didn’t
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I want to eat the cheese that can kill you
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TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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We need to reelect Kevin Kline. Have they asked him to run again?
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Like a goddamned parakeet
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This drunk male got into a unbelievable fist fight after he noticed himself in the mirror at the bar.
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I can now buy ammo from a vending machine but still can’t get a Sausage McMuffin with Egg after 10:30am? Priorities all out of wack!
A Dallas-based company has installed computerized vending machines to sell ammunition in grocery stores in Alabama, Oklahoma and Texas, allowing shoppers to pick up bullets along with a gallon of milk.
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Hey @McDonalds how many rewards points will it take for me to get a sausage biscuit with egg and cheese for dinner?
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Instagram would be very different if toilets didn’t automatically flush.
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Got the opportunity to meet this man multiple times and thoroughly enjoyed every second of every interaction. Rest easy Kinky.
Kinky Friedman, who lived a colorful life as a country singer, satirist, and one-time Texas gubernatorial candidate, has died at the age of 79 → https://t.co/YxPPWaLLOi
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Samesies, it’s why I’m not allowed at the pet store anymore.
Scientists found out Octopus will randomly punch fish for no reason other than spite
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On the 39th anniversary of Ferris Bueller’s actual Day Off, here’s your reminder Mr. Bueller apparently had never met his son’s girlfriend Sloane Peterson, though she clearly recognized him.
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Food truck idea: I serve up beat downs. and kettlecorn @mcuban let’s go into business together
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I will not apologize for the unnecessary amount of Roxette on my playlist.
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