additionally i was so late that my dad - who took time off for the due date - went back to work. when my mom called her water finally broke, he was so shook he couldn't drive. his boss ended up offering him a cigar and a bottle of whiskey and drove my dad to the hospital himself.

i was LATE and my parents were STRESSED because starting january 1st, the newly reduced rates in child tax credit and benefits would kick into action. so as a low income couple, they REALLY needed me to drop before new years.

wine, crabs and homosex.

i think @pavelphoom should continue this whole color theme in his photoshoots. i suggest he do elphaba next (green) and then go yellow with the sun from the teletubbies (to keep us all on our toes) #pavelphoom

you know what really grinds my gears? HAVING A NOTIFICATION THAT WON'T GO AWAY NO MATTER WHAT YOU CLICK OR REFRESH AKSLSLDKFLASDKF that little blue 1 is mocking my entire existence at this point.

re: gmm discourse: there's a big difference between "bromance 😉"(as gay as legally allowed), "bromance😏" (chemistry so crazy you go pffft with canon) and "bromance 🫥"(manufacturing the whole show/marketing around they could should might kiss (they won't but we like money))

gmmtv line up is an early christmas present

she isn't much help but she likes to be included.

the great yaoi wrapped of 2025 spoilers: between january 1st and october 31st, i have read approximately 4 264 377 words of yaoi on ao3. that translates into 581 fics. 267 of which were omegaverse. with a ratings split of 321 NSFW and 260 SFW.

so i do a daily journal and since the start of the year, i've noted down every fic i've read and how many words it was. kinda excited to see what my tally will be at the end of the year... should i do stats on it? fandoms? ratings? ships? the great yaoi wrapped?

the one fandom i wish i could be a part of but alas.... 😬 sometimes i check how it's going and see it's still the same as ten years ago and just... stay the hell away. if you have a bit of a spicy take in the hunger games fandom they will jinja kill you 😅

🎵 exo - first snow🎶

casually steaming my crochet projects over chili so if your Christmas gift smell a bit spicy... wonder no more

and if i say this is why my fics go suspiciously american when intimacy enters the chat 😂 like sure, you live in a 80 square meter condo but that dick will always my measured in inches (also super annoyingly "miles" reads so much nicer than "kilometers")

holiday season is the worst because I'm constantly crafting stuff that makes me wanna scream but I can't because it's all for moots and they're not allowed to see 🫠

nothing comes between a man and his emotional support slut strand

as a reader this lowkey brings me so much joy because when i recognize a name, i go "so they also... 👀👀👀" and my brain turns into that spiderman meme and i immediately check their author profile for their other works and then gigge and kick my feet

akdlkdfaskdföalskdf downside of living in the country: we've had super strong wind for 24 hours now which means my internet is slow as fuck and keeps cutting off 🥲

dominik asked me why I was rummaging through our kitchen shelves and I was like "I need a spare rock" and he was like "check the blur jar" and

like it used to be all "it's not actually homophobic to have personal preferences in what type of content I personally like to watch uwu" and now the same people are like "I don't understand why they did this because it's disgusting and wrong, like no one wants to see this"