Announcing INDIA TOUR of my new standup comedy special - SPOILER ALERT!.Ticket links👇.Gurgaon 23 Aug: Noida 30 Aug: All Other Cities:

I’m convinced that 90% of traffic jams are caused by that one idiot driving at 20kmph on an empty stretch piling up traffic behind him.

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This Saturday in Noida. Tickets at

It’s sad that the OTT platforms are just not able to keep up with my speed of watching.

Updated wife’s phone to iOS 26 beta, cleared some unnecessary apps and sorted some neatly into folders. I would highly advice against doing this if you are married. 🙏.

I can only imagine how challenging this must be for him.

😀this is wonderful!

I propose a tri series between India, Australia and England that never ends. #TestCricket.

RT @alanwilkins22: Post Match by @nassercricket .“It would have been a travesty if England had won this series 3-1. India deserved to level….

Siraj 🫡

Sensational!! The whole series! Whattay finish! Guts and glory - well done Team India 👏👏👏.

Smart and sensational from Washington! Wow!.

Akash Deep has found a way to pierce the hearts of English team and carve a boundary from there. #INDvsENG.

50 off 70 balls.Seeing off a relatively new ball.Absorbing the first 90 minutes of the day.This is a series defining knock by Akash Deep 👏👏👏.

Can’t wait for 3:30pm. The whole series has come down to a one inning showdown on a bowler friendly pitch! Exciting!!.

KL Rahul never looked like he would last the session in this innings. Very strange how uncomfortable he was on this pitch. Was literally playing like a tailender.

I laughed for 5 mins because of this 🤣

Just stupid batting by India today. Karun Nair was lazy and never seemed like he could survive. Our tailenders trying to play defensive blocks instead of swinging the bat. At least make an effort!.

I wonder why broadcasters can’t display a live feed in one corner of the screen during rains?.

India consecutively itne toss hara hai ki logon ko probability calculate karna aa gayi.