ankeet Profile
ankeet

@ankeetmaini

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nope, nada, zilch

Bangalore
Joined September 2009
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
19 minutes
i work because i've to put croissants on the table.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
2 hours
famous people don't stop when they get their big break, they keep on hustling. and here i'm never even taking a break.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
2 hours
i don't know dude, i've been using em dashes way before chatgpt was cool. but now it's ruined.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
3 hours
it's so funny that i try to be funny but it never happens irl.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
1 day
i'm so intelligent but can never spell szechuan sauce in one go.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
3 days
can someone stop this test match please?.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
4 days
everybody has released products that can create code from prompt but far from production.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
4 days
i’m an influencer that nobody knows about.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
5 days
my top excuse for avoiding outings as an ev owner is forgetting to charge my car. please don't tell this to anyone.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
6 days
in a world powered by fake gpt writing, i choose to be original and grammatically wrong.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
6 days
in a world powered by fake gpt writing, i choose to be original and grammatically wrong.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
6 days
what's the term for someone who tries to build an ai app on one weekend and gives up by the next? asking for a friend.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
7 days
bought new balance sneakers and slipped today on my first outing. no wonder the balance was new to me.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
7 days
hi grok: based on your analysis and bs, list the account that visits my profile the most. grok: ankeetmaini 😭.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
8 days
nobody learns from others’ mistakes. nobody.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
10 days
i'm so cool that i never check my notifications tab. cuz there be none.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
10 days
why don't they take me seriously? i need money, it's true.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
10 days
a quick meeting but it lasted 58 mins.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
10 days
only intelligent people see my tweets.
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@ankeetmaini
ankeet
10 days
if only i understood my job better, it would be so much easier to explain my team also. like what do i even do all day?. gaze at my inbox 😭.
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