Apologies to whoever stole the Apple AirPods from my car - they’re a bit waxy, so best clean them out. As for the golf clubs, their lie-angle is for a midget, so beware. And that stuff on the coat it dog jizz. Otherwise, enjoy.

Norway’s oil fund makes first investment in renewable energy

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GOOD DAY, DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR STOCK PORTFOLIO!!!!!

I have a crack at explaining the GameStop fun'n'games in something approaching plain English. Trigger warning: also contains a lukewarm defence of hedge funds and short sellers

We are wealthier, healthier, happier, kinder, cleaner, more peaceful, more equal and longer-lived than any previous generation. Cheer up!

Words cannot describe how happy I am that Vettel is staying in F1

People of America. Is everything OK? Because from where I’m sitting, it looks like you’ve all taken leave of your senses.

When it comes to jump starts, the way I see it is this. If you jump the start, don’t stop and gain an advantage then of course it’s worthy of a penalty. If you jump it, stop, completely screw yourself and drop position, you’ve served your own penalty. Move on.

BREAKING Spotify is down: Music streaming service crashes for users in UK and US https://t.co/aV7N9NOLhy

I believe that what matters are facts and behaviours in our daily life rather than formal gestures that could be seen as controversial in some countries. I will not take the knee but this does not mean at all that I am less committed than others in the fight against racism.

on your worst day, your still living someones dreams

Santa Monica residents out early cleaning up the city.

May AMERICA be blessed with more cops like him. 🙏🏻 #BlackLivesMatter

Shoutout to SpaceX Shoutout to NASA Shoutout to SCIENCE!

Artwork by @tristaneaton flying aboard Dragon

2020 can suck a fat wiener tbh

Tom Hanks says we’ve been dealt a ‘great reboot’ because of coronavirus

honestly skype blew a 3-1 lead to zoom

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Former Man United coach René Meulensteen says Jesse Lingard has the same attributes as Andres Iniesta. If by 'attributes' he means having limbs, a head and the ability to successfully put on a football kit, then he is absolutely bang on. They're almost identical.