elaine 🌿
@angsty_witch
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words in @rejectionlit and @BarrenMagazine
Joined September 2021
I will be getting drunk at the 3oh!3/Bowling for Soup/Simple Plan concert tn. Yes I have to be at the office at 8 AM tomorrow morning.
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“Gary and I shuffle back to the dungeon like two critically ampallanged soldiers.” What a ride. Super funny and surprisingly tender.
we love this story by Glenn Orgias @glennorgias !! 'Mrs Beatrix' is about a man who decides to become a gimp in an amsterdam dungeon. such a funny story ! the most entertaining thing u'll read this week.
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In high school I was really dedicated to a joke twitter account. I deleted it for some stupid reason, but here are some remnants from random sites that posted my jokes. I like the pigeon one
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An unpredictably mushy or otherwise untoward bite of fruit can ruin your mouth’s whole day.
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I read Jon’s work when i first got on writing twitter a couple years ago and was like “THIS is what I want to read.” This piece is so funny, don’t miss out!.
love this super funny & entertaining story by Jon Jodzio !!. it's about a man whose life gets fucked over by the internet.
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Was standing in a long line and thought to myself “I’m so good at being patient”.
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RT @TheRealZebos: I am facebook friends with Taco (the guy who did Puttin On The Ritz in the 80s) and he is posting about that song every d….
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This time he played me Damien Rice and said “this will make you cry” and I pretended it did even though I was mostly thinking about how to make our arms touch again. Love this so much.
read 'Prayer Breakfast' by Emma Ensley @emmaensley !. the story is about a middle school girl who goes to prayer breakfasts at Bojangles, shares headphones w/ her crush, & hangs out on John Mayer message boards.
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RT @xraylitmag: read this fantastic story by Caroline Porter ! . ‘Mutual’ is about two high school girls who get to know each other through….
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Amelia-Rose followed first. She even had the audacity to message Francis afterwards, as if following real life acquaintances on Tumblr was normal. Hi Francis! It’s nice to see someone else who is as...
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Hate it when I don’t have the case on me so I just have raw AirPods in my pocket.
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“The girls were still too young to know they were going to die. What was old enough? Maybe thirteen.”.
"They lived in a Walmart, where they rationed their store of goods without fighting amongst themselves. Stragglers dropped by, several a week, looking for provisions, and they shared what they still had.". Killer new story on the site today form @IvyGri!.
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RT @xraylitmag: we have two amazing micros by Erin Satterthwaite @blatherwhick !!. they're really funny pieces about (1) investigating yr….
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No Name I looked at her picture to see if she was more attractive than me. I looked up her family’s ancestry to see if they had ever owned slaves. They hadn’t; they were quakers. I looked at the...
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What are yall talking about ‘I hate being sick’ I took a 2hr nap today.
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