Angry People in Local Newspapers
@angrypiln
Followers
66,300
Following
176
Media
4,161
Statuses
23,484
Angry People in Local Newspapers - Weird news - Bizarre headlines - Wild animals and ghosts which are actually cats - Bonkers billboards.
Reading, England
Joined August 2010
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Cohen
• 404200 Tweets
Arsenal
• 242082 Tweets
Tottenham
• 211010 Tweets
Spurs
• 156229 Tweets
Man City
• 124227 Tweets
#PLdaGloboNao
• 99890 Tweets
Mike Johnson
• 74659 Tweets
Maynez
• 72634 Tweets
Vivek
• 70043 Tweets
Manchester City
• 69739 Tweets
#ابراهيم_المهيدب
• 47550 Tweets
#TOTMCI
• 46936 Tweets
Alito
• 34711 Tweets
Walker
• 34265 Tweets
Ange
• 31193 Tweets
Menem
• 30885 Tweets
توتنهام
• 22627 Tweets
Alice Munro
• 13908 Tweets
De Bruyne
• 13707 Tweets
İdam
• 13355 Tweets
السيتي
• 12158 Tweets
ارسنال
• 10474 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! How would you like an Angry People in Local Newspapers book? Guaranteed better than our 2018 effort, this is going to be the book I wanted to publish before desk jockeys got involved. Crowdfunded through Unbound, pledges start at £10.
5
7
37
Oscar, aged five, is either enormously articulate for his age, or employs an official spokesperson.
302
3K
31K
That moment of horror when Facebook crops your logo.
46
3K
15K
Her work done, the sword passed to the one undoubted King, the lady returns to the lake.
#Coronation
#PennyMordaunt
153
2K
12K
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? 211 succulent Chinese meals?”
78
776
11K
Dear American news website, the rugby union term you are looking for here is “hooker”. You’re welcome.
179
2K
9K
What has YOUR favourite indie band done to prevent anti-social behaviour?
166
856
6K
Meanwhile on the Sainsbury’s website, their copywriter has had what can only be described as “a bit of a turn”
57
763
6K
I am no mariner, but I have concerns over the design of Helensburgh’s new Atlantic 85 B-class lifeboat.
75
1K
6K
I have literally no idea what I’ve just read.
281
1K
5K
Skip to the bottom for the picture caption. You’re welcome.
58
472
4K
Congratulations to the whole of Leeds and Wakefield.
29
277
3K
Happy Jubilee to [checks notes] Colonel Qaddafi and Max Wall.
80
385
3K
What does the owl do on the other days of the week?
56
536
3K
This picture of Noel Gallagher and Meg Mathews look like they’ve gone to the Manchester Evening News fuming over a dodgy Pot Noodle from their local pound store and want compo.
69
401
2K
Am I the only person who sees a rabbit giving Ireland a shoulder massage?
55
427
2K
I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER - a story in two parts. (Spoiler: He is not a free man)
#LockdownProtests
110
424
2K
OFF TOPIC but regret to report that poetry has broken out on the back of a battery.
50
300
2K
RIP LINSEMAN U R WIV DA ANGLES N PRICNESS DI NOW SLEEP WELL LITTEL SOLIDER xxx
7
107
1K
It is our duty to report that the Bradford on Avon sign alterer has struck again.
28
169
1K
PINNED TWEET: It’s a cat. That panther you saw, that wolf, that yeti, that ghost, that strange light in the sky. Cat. It’s always a cat.
43
139
1K
We’ve been sent this Captain Sir Tom tribute, and it’s nightmare fuel.
65
194
1K
This genuinely would be an ecumenical matter.
27
177
1K
“Sausage”. Right you are.
51
150
1K
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves
3
130
1K
THEY ANONYMISED THE HORSE
36
237
1K
Buys house near a main road, finds out they’ve bought a house next to a main road.
98
84
985
Happy 2nd anniversary to this Captain Sir Tom tribute, which is not cursed in any way at all.
59
145
964
I don’t care if this is genuine or not, I’m just here for “whisper a bum secret”
29
143
915
Five years ago today, when the Reading Chronicle had no idea what a plant room is.
25
155
888
Man with a lamp post outside his house rips out the front hedge to build a massive driveway, only to find he still has a lamp post outside his house.
62
64
828
Oh sweet baby Jebus, that’s bad*
* Very very funny
26
167
820
Just had reason to remember this, our finest NIMBY story.
13
152
816
Happy seventh birthday to the time the Reading Chronicle didn’t know what a plant room is.
18
137
779
Never mind reporting the rule breakers. What’s to be done about that MASSIVE duck?
22
88
757
Now we wait.
26
161
761
The best photograph I’ve ever seen of no curry at all.
29
91
740
Fancy going to a pantomime not expecting a double entendre, and getting upset when they give you one.
33
95
733
Farewell England’s rose, another year without you.
16
95
720
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but we need to recognise the Home Secretary and her husband’s “Gary Lineker made us sad” sadface.
25
98
693
I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark here and say the two minutes silence lasts for two minutes.
27
70
669
It’s Christmas light switch-on day in Lytham St Anne’s, and regret to report that this major event has been overshadowed by an unsavoury incident.
38
58
679
The word “unrecognisable” being flogged to within an inch of its life.
32
37
662
RIP CARAMAC U R IN HEVEN WIV DA SPANGLES N PRICNESS DI
29
82
650
See also: That time in 2008 when a Christian news website changed Tyson Gay to Tyson Homosexual
7
77
634
Sing this banner like it’s Tina Turner
22
74
633
If the typo wasn’t bad enough, the promise to pull it off is even worse.
14
104
630
And that was The Fall’s new single “Johnny Rotten’s flea bitten penis”, out next week on Beggars Banquet records.
12
74
600
The Dundee Evening Telegraph strikes again.
25
120
614
One of my favourite 80s bands. RIP lads.
19
163
570
@giantpoppywatch
If they were properly committed to respecting, they’d move out of no.46 and take over 39-45.
6
7
589
“Twat”
EXCL Paul Burrell claims 'Princess Diana's ghost sent me chilling one word message'
221
2
33
16
39
588
Yellow rain warning for Brighton and Hove
27
72
587
Keith in the Newbury Weekly News has an opinion. A really terrible opinion. (attn
@pointlesslettrs
)
66
201
555
That is clearly a frying pan. No wonder people don’t trust the news any more.
18
57
555
And a happy tenth birthday to this most excruciating of misunderstandings.
11
136
550
That face when you move next door to a level crossing only to discover that it’s used by trains.
58
50
538
Rest in Peace, Benjamin Zephaniah. He spent his life upsetting all the right people.
21
86
537
This is quite the best photograph of a criminal hiding in a shed that I’ve ever seen.
20
58
536
Let’s just take a look at how things are going in Dundee and GOOD GOD
26
84
533
I was today years old when I found out that people are selling banana cleaners on Amazon but they’re not really for cleaning bananas. 😳
59
57
532
Hey Siri, show me the most redneck name in the world.
10
64
529
Thank god it’s a not a Proclaimers concert
14
115
519
Who do you think you are? Judge Dredd?
11
73
528
The Times here, with its finger on the pulse of the nation.
30
77
528
I saw this Corvette in Central London earlier, spoke to the driver and he confirmed he’s got the plate because he’s not a fan of ULEZ. Which is awkward because it’s
#ULEZ
compliant.
36
47
525
Not going to lie, THIS IS THE BEST/WORST STORY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
50
135
516
Last time we ran this, I got a furious email from someone rage-quitting the page. So here it is again.
8
47
507
The Telegraph - always with its finger of the pulse of the nation.
24
87
486
