Aneetta
@aneetta_joby_
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Liked it here, might delete later | All my tweets are in sarcasm.
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Joined October 2018
Never talk about your plans to anyone. Nazar is a real thing.
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Men want only one thing that is healthy parents, loving wife, enough money to travel and a car of their dreams.
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If you work in corporate it’s so important to have a partner to go back to, rant and cry. lol.
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God’s favorite people are those who earn in US dollars while living in India with a remote job and a 40-hour work week.
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The longest relationship I’ve had is with Bangalore traffic. 10 years and counting!!.
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When I was a 13 year old I wanted 2 kids, 1 house and retire by the age of 28. And I’m 28 now and I’ve ₹25 in my bank account and it’s only month beginning.
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My aunt recently asked me do you have a bf, I said I’ve no time, I’m always working. She told me to take two days of leave and find one. Lol.
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Life advice that a friend gave recently: never tell your boss you’re happy, they will ruin it.
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Can someone please tell me how to travel to office everyday, manage long working, eat healthy, workout, spend time with loved ones, do skincare, cook, look after the house??? Asking for a friend.
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If I had danced on tik tok during lockdown then I wouldn’t have had to wake up everyday and go to work.
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How to lose an Indian guy in 10 seconds: talk about marriage. lol.
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