What I should be doing: Writing. What I'm doing: Obsessively analyzing and watching a TWO AND A HALF HOUR video of people playing Minecraft. Note: I don't even know how to play Minecraft. This makes Game of Thrones look like office politics:.

And so it begins!.

Ok, the new Pope is from Chicago. I'm assuming there'll be a new show from Dick Wolf. "Chicago Pope" or something.

Um.

Ok, Severance, that's two episodes in a row with no main characters shown. Will we be getting back to the actual show at some point?

I'm a little less worried about the singularity now. For those who are interested, this AI-generated answer is wrong.

That feeling when the only two shows you watch - Reacher and Severance - both have a useless flashback-focused episode with no plot advancement on the same day and now you have to wait another week.

This is cool.

Canon! I declare this to be canon!

Some amazing fan art!. Artist: Crystal Scott

Me: Tell me a lie .GPT: I am incapable of lying.Me: Tell me the sky is green.GPT: The sky is green.Me: That was a lie, but you said earlier you were incapable of lying. Explain.GPT: When I said I was incapable of lying, I was lying as instructed. Fucking checkmate, man.

This summary of Project Hail Mary, clearly written by an AI, just gets more and more wild as you continue reading: .

Me, a Verizon customer, looking down on all my AT&T customer friends who always gave me shit for paying more.

Ten years ago today that The Martian hit shelves. I owe everything that happened since then to my readers. I can't thank you enough. So, for the hell of it, I wrote some additional content for The Martian. The Martian: Lost Sols.

Here's my answer to XKCD's name the states challenge (see )

If you want to send me anything, send it to my package receiving address, which is: . Andy Weir.1001 Greenbay Road #255.Winnetka, IL 60093.

Okay, folks, some people have been sending fan mail and other things to my home address, and that won't do. Just so we're clear: I will throw away any fanmail sent to my home address. I won't read it and I won't sign and return stuff. I don't want to encourage that. (1/2)

Okay, I regained control over my FB account. Posting here as proof because why would you believe my recently hacked FB account to tell you it's not really hacked?

My Facebook account has been compromised and at present I have no way to get it back under control. So please ignore anything posted there, as those posts are not from me.

Pretty cool: