I’m thrilled to announce a deluxe edition of THE MARTIAN is hitting shelves from Ballantine Books on 5.26.26! This new edition features sprayed edges, new cover art, and more. Pre-order today! https://t.co/q4Ez2o2S80

Hey, all. There appears to be people (most likely bots) impersonating me and emailing people. Remember that I almost never email people I don't know, and I never read other people's works online. My email address is sephalon@gmail.com. If you receive an email from any address

What I should be doing: Writing What I'm doing: Obsessively analyzing and watching a TWO AND A HALF HOUR video of people playing Minecraft. Note: I don't even know how to play Minecraft. This makes Game of Thrones look like office politics: https://t.co/oLwzuKKXcX

And so it begins! https://t.co/FbZDBH9sJ0

Ok, the new Pope is from Chicago. I'm assuming there'll be a new show from Dick Wolf. "Chicago Pope" or something.

Um... https://t.co/DNPtmfPdmd

Ok, Severance, that's two episodes in a row with no main characters shown. Will we be getting back to the actual show at some point?

I'm a little less worried about the singularity now. For those who are interested, this AI-generated answer is wrong.

That feeling when the only two shows you watch - Reacher and Severance - both have a useless flashback-focused episode with no plot advancement on the same day and now you have to wait another week.

This is cool. https://t.co/401WhIHAH8

Canon! I declare this to be canon!

Some amazing fan art! Artist: Crystal Scott

Me: Tell me a lie GPT: I am incapable of lying Me: Tell me the sky is green GPT: The sky is green Me: That was a lie, but you said earlier you were incapable of lying. Explain GPT: When I said I was incapable of lying, I was lying as instructed Fucking checkmate, man.

This summary of Project Hail Mary, clearly written by an AI, just gets more and more wild as you continue reading: https://t.co/XeuITzFVBG

Me, a Verizon customer, looking down on all my AT&T customer friends who always gave me shit for paying more.

Ten years ago today that The Martian hit shelves. I owe everything that happened since then to my readers. I can't thank you enough. So, for the hell of it, I wrote some additional content for The Martian. The Martian: Lost Sols https://t.co/jj86gMfxly

Here's my answer to XKCD's name the states challenge (see https://t.co/TWCR7wccFN )

If you want to send me anything, send it to my package receiving address, which is: Andy Weir 1001 Greenbay Road #255 Winnetka, IL 60093

Okay, folks, some people have been sending fan mail and other things to my home address, and that won't do. Just so we're clear: I will throw away any fanmail sent to my home address. I won't read it and I won't sign and return stuff. I don't want to encourage that. (1/2)

Okay, I regained control over my FB account. Posting here as proof because why would you believe my recently hacked FB account to tell you it's not really hacked?