At last! Pre-order my newest children's book, Let's Find Yaya & Boo At Home! Pre-orders help enormously: https://t.co/wAkspeEz3m

All I can think about

LET'S FIND YAYA AND BOO AT HOME! by @andrewomerknapp is on sale today! 🐶 Want extra goodies with your book? There's still time to get your preorder receipts in, & we're adding a fun sweepstakes to the mix! https://t.co/bPBw9U8RvA Conditions may apply. US & Canada. 18+. Ends 9/5

Have you preordered LET'S FIND YAYA AND BOO AT HOME! by @andrewomerknapp? 🐶 You can submit a photo of your receipt or library request to receive a Yaya and Boo sticker sheet (while supplies last!). Conditions may apply. US and Canada only. 18+. Ends 9/5. https://t.co/bPBw9U8RvA

so tired of everyone making broccoli noises

We're thrilled to announce the preorder campaign for LET'S FIND YAYA AND BOO AT HOME! by @andrewomerknapp 🐶 Send a photo of your receipt or library request for a sticker sheet (while supplies last!). Conditions may apply. US & Canada only. 18+. Details: https://t.co/a6Ew6OXtcF

Excited to be on threads instead

Is it what it is

Al/AI

Whenever I read the name 𝑨𝒍, I read 𝑨𝑰

Nobody: Spam emails: I notice you deleted the last email I sent you, any chance we can schedule a quick 30 minute chat?

Elon and Zuck should fight but nobody should watch or film it so we never have to hear about it

Omg. They built it. #arresteddevelopment #suddenvalley

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not a fan of elon, but the blue check era is gonna be a weird one to look back on regardless

Eating vegetables before therapy like I’m cramming for the final exam

Feeling good going into therapy like I’m handing in my homework that I know I aced for the first time

it's hard work work

Putting work into optimizing the way I work.

Petition to remove flushers from toilets to turn them into static bowls that just collect waste

Wow this blew up! Preorder my new children’s book: