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1/ It has been exactly one year since I lost my dad. The events that led up to his death are dark, but I think it is important to share what and why it happened as Let me start by introducing my dad...
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Keanu Reeves was on my flight from London to NYC today. A young boy asked for an autograph at baggage & then began to fire off a series of rapid-fire questions. Keanu happily responded to every single one…
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How’s everyone doing out there with their $1200 from four months ago?
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I've been contacted by every major news organization regarding my footage of a veteran getting pepper-sprayed... except Fox News. I thought Fox and their viewers cared about our military?
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And yes, I geeked out a little and asked for a photo. I mean… had to. Have a happy 4th everyone!
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Feds pepper sprayed this Vietnam Veteran/photographer right in the face. His name is Mike Hastie. He was an Army medic.
#PortlandProtests
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The man could not have been nicer, especially after an international flight. I thought I’d share this because the dude is a class act and little moments like this can make such a big difference in people’s lives. We need more Keanus!
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Dear all media/entertainment outlets... do not have Sarah Sanders on your show. Do not put her on Dancing With the Stars. Do not have her surprise the audience at the Emmys. Do not invite her on to Saturday Night Live. The danger she has put our country in must not be overlooked.
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Kid: What broadway show?
KR: American Buffalo! Mamet!
Kid: Where are you staying in NY?
KR: Midtown!
By this time the kid was running out of questions, so Keanu started grilling him 🤣 Why were you in Europe? What galleries did you go to in Paris? What was your favorite?
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What the fuck is the my pillow guy doing during a coronavirus press conference?
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Minneapolis Police slashed every tire on my rental car, as well as every tire of every car in this parking lot.
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Fuck it. I'm either going to Portland or Chicago. Can't just sit here.
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Kid: Why were you in London?
KR: Filming a documentary.
Kid: I saw online you were at the Grand Prix (pronouncing the x)
KR: Yes, the Grand Prix (in a French accent, without correcting him). F1! Race cars!
Kid: Do you drive?
KR: Not F1, but I like riding motorcycles.
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22/ No spouse, no parent should ever have to make this decision - especially in the wealthiest country on the planet. You didn't fail us - we failed you. I miss him with all my heart and wish he was still here. I love you dad.
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Kid: Do you live in NY?
KR: I live in LA.
Kid: How long are you gonna be in New York?
KR: Four days! No… five. Five days!
Kid: Why are you in NY?
KR: Gonna see a broadway show!
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Dear
@AmericanAir
,
After arriving back to LA from Indonesia, I was $275 EQDs under (yet 25K miles over) from maintaining status. You asked me to pay $1875 (?!) to keep status, so instead I booked a $400 rt ticket to Mexico for 24 hrs. Here’s how my fucking night went...
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This is the largest demonstration of counter protesters that I've seen at any of Trumps rally's since he became president.
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Here’s Alex Jones admitting the orders were coming from Donald Trump.
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Hey
@mtracey
, I’ll cover your roundtrip airfare and accommodations on the ground if you’ll join me to Bucha for several days. Only catch, you have to interview people on camera about what happened there. This is not a joke. Yes or no?
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Who funds Hamas? Iran.
Who funds Iran? Russia.
Open your eyes people.
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A 17-year-old boy in Los Angeles County, the first teen believed to have died from complications with covid-19 in the U.S., was denied treatment at an urgent care clinic because he didn’t have health insurance.
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I'm going to try and simplify what I witnessed last night in Portland. First and foremost, there were THOUSANDS of peaceful protesters gathered earlier in the evening. People as far as my eyes could see. This included moms, dads, doctors, medical researchers, vets, teachers, etc.
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“Anti-vaxx” / Proud Boys rally in Los Angeles off to a great start.
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Here is another infuriating clip from the MAGA mob of kids from
#CovingtonCatholic
An indigenous man politely reminds them they are on stolen land and a student responds, “Land gets stolen. That’s how it works. It’s the way of the world.” via
@ka_ya11
IG
#IndigenousPeoplesMarch
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There was no COVID plan. What the fuck would’ve happened if Trump won?
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Tonight in NYC the
#ProudBoys
called people they considered to be “antifa” faggots as they beat them up. Gavin McInnes brandished a sword. The police provided them with protection. Then
@FoxNews
created this bullshit story.
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“I'm leaving, but we have men who have been accused of credible acts of sexual violence & remain in boardrooms, on the Supreme Court, in this very body, and worst of all... the Oval Office." -
@RepKatieHill
giving her farewell address
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The police also destroyed the entire medical encampment that was put up in the same parking lot. What a disgrace.
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For those asking how I know it was the police... police overtook this entire area shortly after the protest began. No protester would’ve been able to get in here after that. I got stopped by National Guard and was able to get through with my press badge. It was the
@MinneapolisPD
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The scene at George Floyd’s memorial in Minneapolis right now
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18/ There is a mental health crisis in this country. The hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars my father spent from his savings to help pay for my sister's treatments should never have been spent in the first place.
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Kamala’s first 24 hours: $1.5 million
Klobuchar’s first 48 hours $1 million
Warren’s first 24 hours: $300K
Bernie’s first 12 hours: $3.3 million
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MADE IT BACK TO LA!!! Time to change out of my two-day outfit and celebrate. Have fun out there tonight ❤️
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Former
@ICEgov
Dir. Tom Homan shows no respect to
@RepJayapal
during a House hearing today after going over his time, shouting out,
“I'm a taxpayer, you work for me!”
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Russian cosmonauts boarded the International Space Station today wearing blue and yellow 🇺🇦
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.
@JennaEllisEsq
on the Club Q shooting. The “people killed in the nightclub that night, there is no evidence/that they were Christians. Assuming they have not accepted the truth/affirmed Christ as the lord of their life they are now reaping the consequences of eternal damnation.”
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It’s interesting to watch
@politico
freak out over
@AOC
’s tax proposal mentioned on
@60Minutes
via tweet and IG without providing much context. Calm down guys, it’s happened before w/ Eisenhower and was a huge success to the country’s economy and infrastructure growth.
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“People are dying and I realize that, but they can't get their nails done.”
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@Cobratate
Yes, whatever you do, hold in all your emotions. Bottle them up. True top G’s must be numb and callous.
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Oh, and avoid “Urban Bar” in Cabo San Lucas. They stole over $500 from me. Fuck them. Will be going after them starting in 2020.
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Has any network talked about the very real sexual assault allegation against Biden yet? This is insane.
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19/ Continued cuts to mental health programs & rising healthcare costs have made mental health a bottomless pit of spending.
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So to sum it up, I was $275 short for status... was given an offer to maintain for $1875 (!?), took a $400 flight to spend 24hrs in Mexico after 20hrs travel the day before & ended up in a Mexican jail w/ no passport, a $350 bail bill, & an African crush. Happy new year everyone!
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Melvin Smith is a retired trucker from Mississippi who came here to protest against Trump. “It’s bad enough I had to grow up in Mississippi with racism. It’s worse now than it was then. I’m gonna do it any chance I got. We have no great leaders anymore.”
#PortlandProtest
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People are now messaging me who are equally serious about throwing money toward this. For someone like
@mtracey
who has no shortage of words dribbling out of his mouth, I’m surprised how long it’s taking for a simple “yes” or “no”
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My phone finally turns back on. I let my friends know I’m in Mexico without a passport and just spent the night in jail, so I might be a little late for our New Years party tonight. They expressed concern, then bask in my misfortunes. Within one minute, they whip up this gem 👇
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20/ There is a baby boomer retirement crisis in this country. That generation has less money in savings, higher expenses due to rising healthcare costs, and larger debt than prior generations.
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As if you needed another video to prove Candace Owens lacks any intelligence to be taken seriously, here she is on
@joerogan
talking about how she believes climate change isn’t real. Good on Rogan for pressing her.
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Here is my interview with Mike Hastie shortly after he got pepper-sprayed by DHS paramilitary. He was an Army medic for the 1st Squadron, 10th Cavalry Regiment in Vietnam, recipient of the Bronze Star, and is also a retired RN.
#PortlandProtest
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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
According to many non-Jewish right-wingers & establishment dems, it has come to my attention that I (as a Jew) must be anti-Semitic b/c I criticize Israeli policies like
@IlhanMN
. Sorry to my other anti-Semitic Jewish brothers & sisters.
#IStandWithIlhan
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@Cobratate
Or three… you sit in prison until you’ve served your time.
I’m going with three.
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Twitter isn’t real life - so I’m at the Bernie Sanders rally in Los Angeles to talk to the notorious “Bernie Bros” face-to-face.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but I didn’t see a single network news team out here tonight. How can they provide coverage to a story they don’t know/see firsthand?
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As someone who lied about my age to volunteer at Ground Zero after 9/11...
As a Jew...
As an American...
I say yet again...
#IStandWithIlhan
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Thousands are protesting in Utah against Trump's plan to shrink Bears Ears and Grand Staircase Escalante Monuments
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There are so many counter-protesters in Boston Common that we have lost all signal - hopefully these tweets are making it out!
#boston
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Worth noting World War II began after Germany invaded Poland. This should not be taken lightly. How anyone is making jokes about Russia's full-scale invasion is beyond me. This affects ALL OF US.
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There should be travel warnings for anyone going to TX. The state is a war zone on so many levels.
7 dead, 4 to 6 hospitalized after car runs over people outside of shelter for migrants and homeless in Brownsville, Texas. Police say "it is looking more and more like an intentional act."
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Yes, I’m Jewish. What’s happening in Ukraine is genocide. Mass graves in Bucha. Mass graves in Izium. Expected 100K murdered in Mariupol. And sorry to break it to you, I’m in Ukraine on my own dime. Putting myself in risk to show the truth. Haven’t made a penny here 🤷♂️
@andrewkimmel
@jimmy_dore
Kinmel is a Jewish name right. And you speak of genocide? You're an embarassment hiding behind your ancestors by spaffing such a word. Pick a rifle instead of a camera and do your dad some proud if you care so much. Stop profiting from a western manufactured proxy war part 24.
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Director of Children’s Ministries arrested for child porn, molestation in Norman, OK
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21/ My dad had no other options. He didn't want to be a burden. He knew his health would not improve w/out being able to afford care. He knew there would be no job for someone his age and in his declining health. And because of this, he knew he was worth more dead than alive.
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Just tested positive for COVID. Went out to dinner w/ a friend on Fri who called me on Sun saying he just tested positive. I got hit with fever/cough/chest pain/body aches on Tues & did 2 home tests w/ positive results. Had COVID Jan ‘20, vaccinated Mar ‘21. This ain’t over folks
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One of the Proud Boys keeps following me around and pointing me out to his crew. Not many other press in here as they’ve been attacking them at the last several protests.
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The ReOpen North Carolina leader says she tested positive for COVID-19 🤦♂️
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Holy shit!! Thanks to
@Acosta
’s tweet I was able to get off the plane as they were closing the door!! Unreal!!
WH says Trump is postponing his weekend rally in NH due to weather concerns.
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The US is halting aid to El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras.
"We were paying them tremendous amounts of money. And we're not paying them anymore. Because they haven't done a thing for us," said Trump.
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The casket of Professor Stephen Hawking has arrived to Great St. Mary's Church in Cambridge.
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Police firing flash bangs at protesters outside Phoenix Convention Center. There was no order for dispersal prior to this.
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Trump: I filled an arena with 20K supporters. There is NO DEMOCRAT that could do something like that.
Bernie: Hold my beer.
#BerniesBackRally
#BerniesBack
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Antifa did not start the violence tonight. Crowd was heavy mix of people here to peacefully protest. Police fired pepper spray first.
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If any of you have a loved one in Los Angeles over the age of 60 and would like me to pick up and deliver groceries for them, please let me know. Amazon Fresh is not working for me here, so I can imagine this will present a problem for others. I will be wearing gloves + n95 mask.
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17/ My dad shot himself in the heart that next afternoon. I still don't know where or how he got the gun. His last words to paramedics were, "I failed my family."
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13/ It was at this time, my dad called me asking for help. He started missing payments & soon couldn't afford to pay rent. He kept my mom in the dark & pleaded I not tell her how serious the situation was - all to maintain some level of normalcy for her. Married nearly 50 years.
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It’s been four hours and I’m still waiting to hear back from
@mtracey
. Unfortunately, it’s now 1:07 am in Poland and I need sleep. Tomorrow I’ll be picking up an American woman and bringing her to see her 97-year-old mom that we got out of Kyiv last week. Videos to come!
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@GeirGulbrandsen
@joshin4colours
@AmericanAir
No moral. Just sharing my experience and frustration that AA could have easily given me an offer for the $275 I needed to spend, not an outrageous and unsubstantiated price of $1875. Would’ve saved me from taking this horrible trip.
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We are, by far, the most stupid country on this planet.
Happy Mother’s Day from C& C in Castle Rock, where the owner said this is almost double a normal Mother’s Day.
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Remember the car that intentionally drove into protesters in Bakersfield? A victim, Robert Forbes, died yesterday from his injuries. Meanwhile, the driver, a man with neo-Nazi ties, was released by police.
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I run back to my friend in the rental car, tell her I can make the last flight out, but I needed more money 🤦♂️ At this point, I’m losing my shit over just about everything, and she grabs my hand, tells me it’ll be ok and then kisses me 😳 I kiss back. What the fuck is happening?
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Sorry to keep bringing up Standing Rock, but those of us that were there covering it saw this coming. None of the major networks talked about how the police targeted journalists and it was infuriating. Glad they’re all finally paying attention.
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I highly recommend *listening to European news streams on your phone/internet over *watching corporate American media right now.
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@Cobratate
If Tate truly were that rich and influential he wouldn’t be sitting in prison right now. And for those who believe they will be “monumentally rewarded” you are being duped.
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