Andrew Durso
@andrew_durso
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cargo shorts guy being like “oh shit it’s june” and then he takes down his big lebowski poster and hangs up the black and white poster of the two girls kissing.
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no patience for the more vocal “i hate wes anderson” people. you can’t start unloading benzos cause the guy who makes cuckoo clock movies pumped out his bi-annual cuckoo clock movie. grow up.
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1932 annoying guy: cab calloway and jelly roll morton on the same track?? meeeep depression indicator.
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darren aronofsky’s new film Christopher Hitchens and Norm McDonald Smoking Cigars in Heaven (2026).
Darren Aronofsky has launched a new generative AI storytelling venture in which he will partner with Google DeepMind to produce short films with Gen-AI:. “Filmmaking has always been driven by technology . now is the moment to explore these new tools and shape them for the
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sex dream: buckethead’s ripping an insane fucking solo. they take off the mask. it’s a beautiful woman.
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cutting out all blue light an hour before bed, but trying to make up for it with extra bits of blue light throughout the day
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stevie nicks: yeah well maybe your fucking dick would work if you stopped doing coke. lindsay buckingham: haha, wow! of all the, of all the FUCKING people to lecture me about MY drug use. mick fleetwood: hey you guys know what game kicked ass? old school goldeneye.
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guys in the forties were really like weeell time to jack off! where’s my drawing of a fully clothed woman sitting on a missile.
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nothing worse than an actor criterion closet video. oh wow dave franco likes tampopo, alert the fucking new york times!!!!.
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launching a nonprofit called Photos Of Guys. did you know guys only have two photos taken of them a year? this May, for Mental Health Awareness Month, i pledge to attend five social functions and at each one take five photos of guys.
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“intimacy coordinator” sounds like something a me too’d pickup artist would call himself. like ha haaaaa yes madam i am what you might call a uhhhh *bites lip, rubbing palms* intimacy co-ordinator.
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TALL GUY SIMULATOR ver 3.14 PATCH NOTES. - y axis mouse sensitivity now 250% on startup.- removed glitch where player would clip through birds.- door frames on nightmare difficulty now three inches lower.
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If the guitarist look like this you about to die in Napa County/the Bay Area during the ten month span between Dec 1968 and Oct 1969
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we’re slavic barbers, of course we ask incredibly probing questions about your sex life. we’re slavic barbers, of course we put enough torque on your post-shave hot towel to bend steel.
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if the pornbot’s name is super decolonized i’ll follow back. sometimes you get one that’s like Miyamoto O’Shaugnessy and you’re like, that’s beautiful 🫶.
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