Andrew Ingalls
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In high school we would slowly squirt water in the back of these so you wouldn’t notice then yell “ITS KIND OF HARD TO GET YOUR BUTT WET SITTING DOWN” when you stood up
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Oh gimme the beef, boys and seed free oil. I want to get lost in that greasy hole, in a peaty way.
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Had a friend whose uncle would lean back reply “how about a belly rub?” when the waitress at Cracker Barrel asked if he needed anything else.
We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm
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The old lion says “no, let’s walk down there and rape them all”.
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God gives his hardest heartburn to his spiciest soldiers.
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When I was in school the teachers were a lot taller than they are now.
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The black families at my church have to sit in the back but it’s only bc they were all 15 minutes late.
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Drugs work better if you store them in something fancy instead of a plastic bag.
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They never look prettier than about 15 minutes after they stop crying.
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