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in pursuit of many things

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Andrea
23 days
if grok says i visited your profile, i probably did. no shame in that. i'm literally following you cause i like what you post. this says more about you than it does about me tbh. congrats on being a great poster. you deserve all those visits i gave you.
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Andrea
26 days
been thinking about how lucky i am to know so many brilliant, kind people building cool things. tag someone you admire. tell them why. let’s make their day 🫶.
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Andrea
27 days
don’t cheat on your partner. it’s that simple. if you’re unhappy, just leave. don’t hurt and disrespect them.
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Andrea
29 days
someone please explain like i’m five:. – how often do you actually need to shut your laptop down?.– what happens if i never do it?.– how long can a laptop stay on before it gets mad?.– what’s the actual difference between sleep, hibernate, and shut down?.
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1 month
every crypto tweet in july 2025:. > btc new ath.> p a r a b o l i c.> 120k! 121k!! 122k!!!.> imagine owning 0 btc.> i wonder how btc pizza guy feels rn.> the real bull run hasn't even started.> i'm never selling. it's not about the money, it's the revolution.
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1 month
I’m annoyed cause she’s always forwarding WhatsApp messages about scammers + watching TikTok on scammers and here we are today!!!!.
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Andrea
1 month
my mom got scammed today. someone pretended to be her friend. needed money. she tried calling them but they just kept on declining, said it was urgent. it’s her fault cause she’s too gullible. but there’s really a special place in hell for people who scam elders 😡.
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Andrea
1 month
every weekend I add more tweets to my carefully curated collection of unread bookmarks. will I read them? absolutely not. will I add 12 more today? without a doubt.
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Andrea
1 month
BTC just hit a new ATH. What’s your “how I got into crypto” origin story?
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Andrea
1 month
can all my weak passport friends gather here to scream about:. - visa applications.- endless paperworks.- 3-6 months worth of bank statements with ridiculous amount of money required or you’re rejected .- how “just book a flight” feels like a personal attack.
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1 month
how’s this tweet doing worse than why mass adoption is hard 😭 you guys really hate it here.
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Andrea
1 month
why mass adoption should be easy for crypto:. - banks fail and inflation steals.- it's like the internet in '95, but with money.- open source everything.- works the same in every country.- anyone can participate, earn, build.- censorship-resistant by design.- digital ownership.
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Andrea
1 month
why mass adoption is hard for crypto:. – barrier to entry too high.– everyone gatekeeps.– scammers thrive and somehow stick around.– endless projects, no PMF.– UX is a nightmare.– tokens everywhere, purpose nowhere.– signing a tx feels like launching a rocket.
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Andrea
1 month
God, I’ve seen what You’ve done for others with Twitter payouts. just saying I’m ready for mine. even a free lunch would hit in this economy.
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Andrea
1 month
okay real talk, let’s discuss merch 🧢.seen a lot of it in crypto. some good, some bad. > what kind of merch do you actually want?.> what are you tired of getting?.> what makes something actually worth keeping?. drop your takes.
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Andrea
1 month
2 months into my first web3 role 🌸. throwback from my first crypto event a few months back, the moment I knew it was time to leave my old job and go all in. grateful for every step since 🫶
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Andrea
1 month
best part of working in crypto is you’re constantly surrounded by young geniuses casually reinventing finance at 2am. you all inspire me and also mildly terrify me. keep building. 🫶.
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Andrea
1 month
thankful for all the men who like this cause I know most of the time, you’re our target lol.
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Andrea
1 month
being a girl is so weird and exhausting like one second you’re having a great day and the next you get your period and suddenly you’re mad at everyone, your skin breaks out, you want to cry for no reason, and you could eat half your body weight in snacks.
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crypto phrase → what it actually means. > “we’re still early”.translation: coping. > “launching Q3”.translation: no one said Q3 of which year. > “it’s not a rug”.translation: it’s def a rug. > “community-led”.translation: we don’t have a product just vibes.
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