patrick
@andhewarhall
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philosopher king
New York, NY
Joined December 2020
watch out
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you know the bar down the street don’t close for an hour we should take a walk and look at all the flowers
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boyfriend’s out of town so I’ll be using this opportunity to get Indian food
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me and @Blitheringmikey when we go out
The world’s shortest woman next to the world’s tallest woman
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me grabbing coffee with @andhewarhall :
getting brunch with oomf after he was literally a hand puppet all night
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Literally what was the point of the sexual revolution or queer liberation anymore
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why cant gays ever post about a promotion at work or when they finish a book it’s always sex sex sex sex sex tate mcrae sex sex
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anyway, I’m meeting his mom next weekend
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there’s an ever shorter, more muscular guy than me at the gym right now
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As a gay guy who unironically believes in God but obviously in an educated and subversive and leftisty way,
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grammatician rage bait
So I guess I parked too close to my neighbor's house this morning...🤔
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