Richard D. Anderson
@andersonrdean
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I'm retaining a substantial bit of water. Comedy/humor/funny keeps me alive. And other things.
Los Angeles, CA
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Hi! Wylie here! Dad doesnt know how to use twitter but he sends his love to his followers! You can keep up w/ him at
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My kid is
Growing up WAY too fast!
Seriously.
Seriously fast!!
TOO fast.
It does me no good service
To live with this rapid
Passage of time.
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Hey, Theater Lovers!!!🎈
@ Funny Girl, watching Wylie Anderson steal
anything that's not
bolted down---
God, she's wonderful .
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@a
nfhzihaankorg bnmfmgmcm iblgogdgxwwjgvfKy obscureppyrecqq
http://t.co/Um7yTIpw
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There is nothing like getting sniffed by a "wild" dog!! Oh yeah, I said it. I'm proud!
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EXCELLENT time in Perth! All waited for hours to
share too brief a moment with an overweight MacGyver, & an equally out of shape O'Neill.
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Finally, mother Rubber Duckie, can contain her instincts no longer: a bloodcurdling roar is all I recall, yes, a roar
http://t.co/zgoqO3YZ
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Hello, Twitterland, what have I missed?
OH!!! HAPPY BIRFDAY, Birthday Peoples!
This means YOU! Especially U's. ALL of U!!
Save my 6. Yes?
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"little" guy I met & rescued along the road whilst cycling northward... We'll call him "Fuzzbutt". A good soul.
http://t.co/zqpJpwVx
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Actually, we're 25 hours past scheduled departure time---
BTW- we have NOT taken off yet....
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What a life, what a world!!
Big... perfectly large, both.
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Very very sorry about that last TaWEET. Wylie's 1 year old half sister had fun on uncle Ricky's phone
http://t.co/HD27d4cU
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Help us welcome the
@SeaShepherd
ships back to their new home in Williamstown,
#Australia
TODAY! Pls RT! "FOR THE OCEANS! - rda
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I approach semi-cautiously...not wanting to disturb this lovely moment, seen only... In the Wilds of Nature!
http://t.co/2NeyKqbo
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Every 1: To be sure, I've had a great birfday, burptay, bursdee, turftoe, birdquay, heresy, gun2marrow, dare I say happyhappy,
2-1 of me!?
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Does anybody else think Wayne LaPierre, grand Poobah of the NRA, is a paranoid extremist hack? I wish more people were embarrassed by him.
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I'm just waking up... What time is it?
Don't want to miss Santa!
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W's wee Sis got an eye full of MacGyver this week; mini marathon on tv. Her response:
"RICKY EN DA BOX, Momma, HE IN DA BOX!!
RICKY!!!"
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I am a believer! The vote tomorrow is the one undeniable way we can save the future of our country: it is imperative we trust in Mr. Obama!
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Overwhelming acknowledgement of time marching on! You, ALL of you, are so forgiving of the ravages... Polite n kind.
My God, Kidz, thank you
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The "wilds" of Southern Africa, a small clearing, a watering
hole, the mother yellow Duckie protects her young....
http://t.co/ZFpzWrlP
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Kid W graduates middle school.... as i tweet.
One of those moments... to Cherish. Makes for pride-filled Dad/day...
http://t.co/tJZZTDpr
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I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
Paul Ryan is maddening:Nobody built ANYTHING alone, common sense dictates that, for Godsake.
Snarky-assed Politico
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@andersonrdean
Been working on Rip Van Winkle impersonation--awake now.
Love next destination: TORONTO!!
8-23-ish. Toronto.... Oh, yeah
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I believe I have found the source of ALL stifling humidity: Dallas, Texas. It is made just outside my door here! rd
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If ONLY Legend would come out in DVD... Only 12 (13?) eps
produced, however; not much of ca$h cow for Paramount.
Sure was fun, though
Thanx
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To my excruciatingly cool Daughter:
CONGRATS! Yesterday you were
13... Today, you are not.
I love the August 2's of Life!
HappyBirfday!
Da
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every parent, brother, sister, friend, relative... what every feeling human being, is experiencing as a result of one madman's course.
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Well, it's not like I ever had anyone fooled in the first place, right? Actually, it could be explained as a very public reminder to myself.
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@amandatapping
Madame Tapping, Richard (the Dean) Anderson here.Tweeting away, now, and loving it. Miss you dearly. All is forgiven.-Richard
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CARNIVAL !!!! Salvador Bahia Brazil!!!
Beautiful Celebration
Skies R Blue
http://t.co/xuruM7X3
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Just got caught picking my nose by a complete stranger-
completely cute stranger. She smiled and said, "I do that".
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Breathing easier, now. Encouraged by outcome; feel safer.
Now.... Forward !
Sincerely, rAd
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Trying SO hard not to wax negative re R&R: ESPECIALLY M.R.
I just find it absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to trust the guy. I sense danger from him.
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Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................ t.
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To the 13,567 followers... the fact that you ARE following makes me appreciate this, the BESTEST birthday EVER. Love to all!
Richard
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Dear Joel,
Heaven sounds so much sweeter now...
But we'll forever miss you here.
Play on, Friend...
Rick
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Beautiful Brazil!! SebVet adds to my awe&envy @ F1 CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Today clinched his third in a row! Spectacular! SO, VERY,
SPECTACULAR !
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Hoping all (ALL) who regularly explore with their conscience and their hearts, what
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THANK YOU ALL for showing up Sunday in support of Quench the Fire. 2nd year @ Balboa Park (birth place of the Valley Girl!) So, like..thanx
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Freeing things up a bit: venturing BEYOND the 140 world:
http://t.co/RPEm0gzH
Not to disappear from Tweet Party (or) Home,Tweet Home...
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Once, I would like to see Kimi
....... smile!
genuinely, graciously.
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MITT! Oh, Mitt..... AARRRRRAAAAAGGGGGHH!!!!
You're showin' me NOTHING... Arrraaaaggghhhh!!!
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Back to sporting concerns: I am still backing Vettel overall. The F1 Hat trick! PLUS: Hope he is 1st on Texas trophy! Amazing driver.
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I just can't STAND it anymore:
Mitt Romney makes my skin crawl.
(I could go on, but the good kindness
of my daughter curbs my vitriol.)
RA
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Anyone see/hear post debate
comments by Romney Advisor,
JOHN SUNUNU? Seek it out as an example of a vile, disrespectful TURD.
(TBContinued)
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Back from Germanl FedCon. Wunderbah!
Still 'lagged' quite a bit; + good to be home with Wy, Mom + the dogs!
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W. opens in, Our Town, tonight, Friday.
Huzzah!!
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Please don't ANYONE take offense @ my previous tweet. I was speaking to a single follower, & trying to do it respectfully. Sorry.
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Hello in here.
I have begun something I wasn't sure I would ever begin: TWEET!
Anderson here?
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And so it begins! CONGRATULATIONS
KINGS!! Congratulations on Game 1 overtime victory v. New Jersey.
You look great, guys! MacGyversays
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W calls
@am
2 remind me musically: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TO YOU!!! Love U Dad!" Truth?: That's all I need.
Thanx2 ALL of U!! 'Tis a great day!!
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GOD, I love Formula 1 Series racing. The hours can be a little rough, but what a thrill!!
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Wanted Wy to share this dventure with me, but we just couldn't make it happen... ThiS time. Plenty of life to live!
We'll live it well, Ra.
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Kate
Should I send you S Africa stuff?
Out in the wilds without a computer, hence the TAAAWEEET!
I am close to going native! Sahaweeet!!
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Expressed goal of GOP: beat Obama...(throw yr integrity away, ignore truth,
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From the South of Africa: I bid all who celebrate this day, an enormously prideful & poignant experience!
HAPPY DAY, this 4th of July! ra
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Glorious gift from Me to Me: Open-ended, uninterrupted, midday.... NAP !
Soft sound of storming rainfall. Ah, Birthday Bliss... 1-23-12
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I love that so many followed thru to see, and comment on JSununu racist performance;
Bill Maher has an insightful & proper response. Thx U.
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The re-tweet of my tweet that reads: tttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa----------------wweeeeeeeeee.... is missing that which completes it: t
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Xclnt trip. Maybe home too soon?
Missing the kid, îuhgjpjni
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Wy&I confronting 2 mediocre quesadillas here on the streets of California. Finals week for her. A Challenge.
http://twitpic.com/57lmhc
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Significant grumbling thunder
puts me in the embrace of two scared,
But grateful K9's. Ah, to be lovwk
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S.Africa July 4,2012..... Not Quite the same celebration, but
plenty of sentiments sent my way, wishing a Happy 4th of July. Thank you , All
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My God I eat a lot of blueberries! find great crops thru out the year & just hoard them. Seasons are flopped so tons of Chilean+Arg.Ihave
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Sounds like many would have me sit quietly, not express an opinion, adopt a conservative credo, get in line...
Maybe not this time around...
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A misread re Romney: I don't care that he is Republican (that seems obvious); I care that he virtually tortured a dog! Who does that?
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OK standing in line 4 'premiere/screening' of 'Grownups' Still sweating.
http://twitpic.com/1zniyf
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Broadcasting live from set of Raising Hope; a little cameo that puts
daughter&dad on screen together 4
first time.
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WHO ties a dog to the roof of a car FOR HOURS of high-speed travel? And then just hoses off the dog when it shits himself?
MITT ROMNEY !!!
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I don't know how I couldv had a betr time in Dusldrf; Paul Watsons presns is the only way. Write/call/speak/protest!!!!
"ACTION!"
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I just urged my Senators to back
@AlFranken
's bill to stop LGBT bullying in schools. Join us & call your Senator now:
http://t.co/XX3OGlX8
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Dear God, World, this is so maddeningly torcherous!
4.5 decades without, a fraction of a 3rd period away from having....
Lord Stanleys Cup
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YOU are all so loyal & alert...
I can't stay focused on this iScreen for more than a...
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