Amy Schroeder
@amyschroederr
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You win some, you lose some.
Washington, DC
Joined December 2012
The next post I see with a vemno that says โBuy the bride a drink!๐โจโ Iโm charging $1000
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โLike no one cares. You donโt get an award because you watch less TVโ @khloekardashian
As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th anniversary, I am proud to say that I never watched a single minute.
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Iโve been talking to a cute Armenian boy on Hinge and we were making dinner plans so I asked if he wanted to go to this Turkish place and he just responded with a link to the Wikipedia page for the Armenian Genocide
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In the new year I hope to become friends with Post Malone @PostMalone
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Why does โPlease let me knowโ sound more rude/urgent than โLet me knowโ but using please is better manners? You know how long Iโve been staring at this email draft?!
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Did the cicadas just wait 17 years to come out and die on the sidewalks?
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Iโm tired of this grandpa! !โ ๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ฐ๐น๐ฎ๐ถ๐บ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐บ๐ป ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฑ
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Kris Jenner trying to figure out how to file for unemployment
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You still burn the calories even if you donโt post it on your story. I promise !!
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When your joke bangs & your waiting for your friends to settle down ๐คฃ
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