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just had to manually make holes in this swiss cheese because my kid refuses to believe it’s swiss unless it has holes 😃
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my kid is two years old 😭 let him have his holes in his cheese. it took me 2 seconds & it was the highlight of my day actually.
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these pics of jackie chan and his dogs JJ and jones have saved my life
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His name is Moses West! He’s providing clean water to Flint, Puerto Rico and the Bahamas. You can donate to his non profit/read more about his story: .
This black man creation should be all over the mainstream media.
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that’s so crazy… i got promoted on my first day. i am now the head manager. 👏🏼 we love to see women climbing up that corporate ladder 💪🏼 👩🏻💼
first day at my new job @ the Do Nothing and Be Sexy factory :-).
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i was about to leave the house until i realised i was lookin like velma from scooby doo
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carved out my own lil slice of heaven 💗 (still a work in progress)
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@elevenpyres nara wouldve flown a cow in from switzerland so she could make the cheese from scratch.
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i look like i live in an enchanted lake and lure unsuspecting men to their demise Just For Fun!
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wow i simply can Not believe i looked like this in 2017 what the Fuck now i just look like a sweaty house goblin
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fell asleep before midnight and all it took was 2 joints, a 40 min bath, getting my feet rubbed, a back massage and some b*lls slapping against my cl*t. i am a simple woman.
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POV: i just collected water from our well and you are watching me tend to the garden
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my parents sending me to an All Girls school bc they didn’t want me to have a boyfriend is my sapphic villain origin story.
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waiting for my neck to snap off from carrying the weight of my giant head filled with my giant brain
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no offence but grimes in the reflection taking the picture is more interesting than the actual two ppl in the photo.
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who’s tryna be my princess bubblegum?.(submit gf applications below)
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yellin cos some lana del rey fan acct photoshopped lanas face onto my body hahajah
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