Joy is off on her hols to America land!
#FindingJoy
premieres 3rd December stateside on
@AcornTV
& she better bring me back a stick-a-rock is all I’m sayin’.
That was v emotional and Leo showed great leadership and kindness and empathy. So many people say BOD sounds like Leo and I now want him to address me every night in a suit and tie at 9pm and reassure me all will be okay.
Nothing makes you feel old quite like being in bed at 8.30 pm on a Sunday evening. Except being in bed at 8.30 pm on a Sunday evening and your mother texting you to say you were on Reeling in The Years.
Firstly I believe each to their own. And in turn the very essence of that being choice. As I see it it isn’t pro anything other than choice. For basic healthcare, compassion, understanding, safety & Trusting Women. Either way make sure you’re registered to vote.
#togetherforyes
Husband broadcasting upstairs from home for the first time
@btsport
Taking everything in my power not to shout “BRIAN PUT YOUR SOCKS N JOCKS IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET PLEASE!!!”
🙈
Just spoke to my dad who’s been in hospital for two weeks (non covid related) and one of the nurses got him a sketch pad and pencil so he could draw and it’s undone me. It’s the small things in the big things. What did we do to deserve these angels and heroes?!? ❤️❤️❤️
Ugh. So this photo surfacing has basically dispelled my “Ah yeah, you know, I just played it very cool, very casual, you know that kind of way?!” story.
Pls RT. So after my tweet earlier re
#stormemma
&
#breadgate
about the T-shirts myself &
@HairyBabyTees
quickly came together & we now have this just in time for Paddy’s Day with ALL PROFITS going to
@FocusIreland
☘️Help us raise money for the homeless💚
Guys has anyone seen my high heels and my ability to stay up beyond 10pm? I put them down somewhere in 2020 but I’m gonna need them if you can keep an eye out. Thanks.
I mean the pleasure I got from ringing the doorbell, sneaking back in and telling my other half ‘Alan Keyes’ is out there. ‘Who??’ ‘ALAN KEYES!’ ‘Who???’
‘ALAAAAN KEEEEYES!!’ as he heads out 👀
Here for all your shite Dad joke needs.
Need 18 pints of dioralyte to rehydrate after that 😭😭😭 What a beautiful show full of heart and hope and kindness. Well done to Ryan & all the team
#LateLateToyShow
you did an incredible job along with all the amazing kids sharing the fun, their stories and the love ❤️❤️❤️
Happy 10 year anniversary to the best husband I’ve ever been married to 💕 Can’t believe it’s been ten years, it feels sooooooooo much longer. Crap I said I wouldn’t take the piss and just have a lovely sweet post and then I forgot.
And the best actress Oscar goes to me for my ongoing performance in “I wonder who that could be for?!” every time the delivery guy rings the bell with a parcel 😬
Can we take a moment to 👏🏼
@DeirdreOKane1
who organized
@PaddysHaHaHa
which raised €250k for charity and then went and danced like a dream to The Cranberries on
@DWTSIRL
into the final. She’s prob at home now painting the house. This multitasking ledge for the win 💚
For me, reading accounts of many doctors and obstetricians saying how it has and is putting women at risk and in danger and how it is as it stands is exporting what is already here. For compassion in crisis. Either way, register before May 8th
#togetherforyes
.
Just did an interview on the phone for
#FindingJoy
starting in States on
@AcornTV
& she asked me where she was talking to me from & I said “From behind the couch coz my battery is dying & I unplugged the lamp at the wall there” & she said “No as in from Dublin?” and I said yes.
A lovely lady called Yvonne left a comment yesterday to say if I bumped into her son Sean in New York on his J1 to tell him to FaceTime his Ma more! He saw it & messaged me and we arranged our coordinates just now to…
Utterly devastating. Heartbroken for Ashling Murphy’s loved ones, her class of young innocent children who have to face this unspeakable tragedy and for the life that was so cruelly stolen from her
#RIPAshlingMurphy
Thought he was just ignoring my calls for a hot water bottle and cuppa tea last night but turns out he’d popped out to Donnybrook to surprise Joe. Lovely interview 💕
My husband just asked me about primer and I thought he was so bored we was going to do a makeup tutorial but turns out he’s going to paint the front door.
On the eve of lockdown 2.0 I’m having deep and meaningfuls with my other half.
I just told him if he was a tin of tuna he’d probably be called Brine O’Driscoll.
Just stuff like that really.
Goodnight everyone. Big love xx
Sometimes I sit here and think gosh I would really love if the collective noun for a group of hedgehogs was a bunch of pricks.
And then other times I really don’t think about it at all.
Just about recovered from being on Reeling In The Years. But I don’t think I will ever recover from the fact it’s been 11 years since that fella slipped on the ice.
After the all the wind related (London’s) cancelled flights this dote was calm in the storm and patiently tried to sort people over 3 hours! Aerlingus give Cian a promotion or a pint or travel soaps or a Rachel Allen toastie for the love of God! Boarding and giddy
Husband on the phone and I heard him tell the person on the line he was going for a number 2 and I was horrified until I realized he was on to the Chinese takeaway and these were in fact thankfully the spring roll starters.
#FindingJoy
starts tonight & it feels v exciting & scary as this is my own baby that I wrote. And now I’m scheduled to give birth to that baby on
@rteone
9.35 if could tune in your eyeballs and tell your friends, family, fourth cousins & all randomers I’d be fierce grateful xx
This teacher would like to apologize to her students for turning up late, in pjs, with a tiny v loud assistant in tow* and failing herself to be able to actually add two and two together
*the baby. Not the husband. Just to be clear.
My kids think I’m going on The Late Late Toy Show tonight. I’m going to roll with that for a) some parental kudos brownie points b) blackmail to get them to eat their dinner and c) light housework requests. Then they’ll be asleep before I’m actually on and dreams are crushed.
In a distracted moment I just asked my husband who the lead singer of South Africa was. Captain. CAPTAIN. Can we just forget all about it now. Shhh.
#coybig
When I walk through airport arrivals I always look for my name on the collection plaques in the hope that someone has randomly arranged a surprise lift home and then I realize that would indeed be very weird and terrifying and I am in turn v relieved.
What a night last night for
#RTEComicRelief
💚💚 My heart is full from laughing and so many beautiful emotional pieces. Upwards of 5 million raised 🙌🙌🙌
@DeirdreOKane1
I’m in awe of you, you pulled it all together, were utterly glorious & raised so so much for charity BRAVO👏
Utterly devastating and heartbreaking news about Caroline Flack. The despair and tragedy, there are no words. Deepest sympathies to her family and friends. Rest In Peace Caroline xxx
This is like going back to school nerves but like, legal school. But not really coz I’m only pretending and also we filmed it months ago and also shuuuurup and pass me the leftover Roses and I’ll hide behind the couch and eat ‘em all. K?
#strikingout
The Beast From The East and Jamie Heaslip are both in the news and it’s v confusing. Have either of them been seen in the same tweet at the same time? Congrats on a brilliant career
@jamieheaslip
. And also, I’m thinking, mittens and thermals.
Well it’s premiere night and I’m all dolled up and just arrived at top hotspot Location Couch for the screening. My date is the husband and the dog and I’m wearing What I Can Fit Into paired with
@hayleymenziesofficial
and
@bourbonfootwear
. Bag is by local burger takeout 👍🏻
Just found some extra large googly eyes & have popped them on these guys so now I’m just going to sit back and quietly wait until someone needs milk from the fridge I guess. It’s this sort of edge of your seat excitement that really gets me through the day right now ya know?
Thank you to my family for helping me realize I can reach Mariah Carey’s highest pitch levels after leaving this in the bath for me to find when I turned the light on. It’s been a dream come true. Thanks guys, thank you so much.
#grateful
Spent most of today walking around in total confusion. Guys, I’ve been calling it BARN brack my entire life. It’s BARM. BARM? What is a barm???
Making another tinsel onesie and going to bed.