The internet is pretty cool.

I asked a Jamaican homie on how to do something, and now he told me i should just come visit but i heard that country can be scary

How an Amish washhouse looks like

Theo Von gave amishdude a hotel room

If the world ends tomorrow at least I'll go out knowing I never once used a toaster.

I have truly horrific news... An illegal alien driving a semi-truck has just crashed head-on into a van of Amish men, k*lling 4 of them. It appears the trucking company that employed the illegal is based out of California and is known as a "chameleon carrier"... ...which are

This is very sad to see, Prayers to the men and their families

the biggest thrill has always been having an english person letting me drive their car

Just found out i am a minority

I happen to kill a cat, so I gave it a sun burial out in pasture. RIP

jokes/chokes sounds the same in my accent

stand up comedy sounds like a being a preacher but not in church, maybe I should do it

I need to gain 15 lbs, does anyone have some weight to spare?!!

the king of the van

Where did @Breddicus go?!!!

taxes? what are those, asking for non-amish friend

It always works

Amishdude on X, let your homies know https://t.co/DUOvj6Zciz

I need to gain 15 lbs, does anyone have some weight to spare?!!

I must be the Christopher Columbus of The Amish, Life doesn’t feel real 😂

something about auto correct helping me spell bcs i don't know how to spell long words i graduated 8th grade