Alan Melikdjanian
@amelik
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Filmmaker, VFX artiste, executive intern at Disillusion Industries. Opinions are whatever @CDisillusion tells me they are.
Miami, FL
Joined April 2009
When I came to the US as a kid, my normal human name Alan got transcribed as Elan. It was that way throughout school... And trust me, rich or poor, you don't psychologically recover from a thing like that.
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No, Instagram, YOU don't meet MY criteria for verification.
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Where’s the girl? There was a specific girl on the hair dye box. That’s how I know which one is mine. This is a disaster.
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I wish I knew how to make stuff that’s funny to people over 15 and under 50.
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When NFT artist Chab Klanstern (Chris Pratt) discovers his latest 8-bit portrait of ex Brenda (Lily James) was unlawfully minted by blockchain pirate Prince Razzaq (Kumail Nanjiani), he embarks on a mission to buy it back. But the price… may be his sanity. DECENTRALIZED (2023)
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Well, I give the experience of international travel right now -3 out of 5 stars
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I am programmed to momentarily black out as someone tells me their name.
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I suddenly realize that I forgot to do anything that I wanted to do with my life for the past 15 years.
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I thought I had it in me to think of a cool tweet, but no. Not just yet.
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