Pretty sure my body saw the constant wearing of sweatpants as sign that there was room to expand.

“No more events today” has to be the best thing I’ve ever read.

Reading texts from my mom is like deciphering hieroglyphics from an ancient tomb of a dead pharaoh.

Sure you could just stare at someone but if you are going for maximum creepiness, stare at them through a window.

The length of this winter has turned my Seasonal Depression into Seasonal Aggression.

I told my 43yo husband about the borg trend and now he wants to take one golfing and call it Happy Gilborg 😭

If you think your self-esteem is low, try living with a better looking, 25 years younger version of yourself.

Does every show need to be a series? What happened to movies? So many shows drawing things out for no reason when we could have one really good movie instead. I don’t got 25hrs spare time on a mediocre show.

The gym is the only thing we pay for as a motivation to actually use it.

I get impatient with the most momentary things. My impatience knows no bounds.

Projects that take weeks to complete are really just two hours of manic energy right before I turn it in.

Overall really fun and a really good use of my time!

The speaker was interrupted over and over by questions. This could be also be because the chat box was just missing from the meeting. No idea why.

Everyone was asked to turn off their camera. Only a few complied. Some just closed or half closed their camera cover, as if they didn’t know the camera off button exists.

The admit button kept popping up to admit people into the meeting, it kept bugging out and lagging because too many people were joining and admitting.

Someone kept muting all, including the speaker. It would then take agonizingly long for them to realize they were muted. Someone was SPAMMING that “mute all” button.

idk who decided to organize a teams meeting at my work for 900 people (where they could all talk and be on camera lmao) but hats off to you! That was the most entertaining meeting I’ve ever been a part of.

My fam just skips through life because “everything always turns out fine” while im pulling out my hair making sure everything does.

but my grudges are warm and comfy, i don't want to let them go

The people that don’t care if everyone likes them are the people everyone loves.

Second in line might have the greatest modern duty by honking when the light turns green and first in line doesn’t go.