I've just launched a new app!. If you have 2 minutes to spare I would be really grateful if you could install the app and leave a little review to help spread the word 🙏🏻 🙇🏻‍♂️.

Pubs and clubs of Australia… please rethink charging more for nonalcoholic drinks than you do for beer etc. You want families to come and dine, then kick them in the teeth when they want to buy their kids juices. Your unit cost for a bottle of juice is not that high.

Is there a video doorbell which can be hardwired, does local facial recognition, and only alerts when it’s a) not someone known to the camera and b) not someone walking away from the door…?.

What I don’t understand (besides money) is why producers don’t arrange voice actors for foreign language dubs to have accents? Maybe use an English speaking Finn for English audio tracks in a Finnish show, so you get some authenticity rather than ‘Joe American’ being vanilla AF.

My favorite thing about having an electrician come to do work in your house is the discount you get for cleaning their mess for them once they are done….

They key to being a great dad is making sure your turn your body as you go through a doorway when carrying your sleeping 4yo to bed 😳.

If you were installing a new ducted AC system, would you go with Mitsubishi Heavy Industries or Fujitsu? For a 14kW system w/ AirTouch 5, 5 zones.

Asbestos: causes cancer, kills people. Government: ban it .Artificial stone: causes silicosis, kills people. Government: ban it.Tobacco: causes cancer, extremely addictive, kills people… Government: 🫱💵🫲🤑😳.

Everyone trying to look secure: “We use Bank Grade/Bank Level security”. Banks: “no special characters, no password longer than 8 letters or numbers, passwords cannot start with a number, a space, period, hyphen is bad, 4 digit PIN please, what, you want to use 6? Nah see ya.”.

And then it shows up looking like this…

The big question is why are Peppa Pig books so damn long !?!.

I love how well @Jira sorts by status alphabetically… must be a different alphabet 🤔

If someone could capture and bottle the smell of my daughters hair I’d be the happiest dad alive 😍🥰.

Let’s play ‘did I plug the USB-C cable into the SD Card slot again because I was not looking and it kinda fits height wise’…. Yes, the answer is yes.

RT @nateberkopec: HTTP calls to third parties during a web request are extremely risky. They:. 1. Couple your response time to something ou….

One day I am going to open a burrito shop that doesn’t charge a stupid amount for avocado, cheese or sour cream. I’ll still charge, but it won’t be THE COST OF A WHOLE AVOCADO for a heaped teaspoon worth of schmear.

RT @gregnavis: 💡 Ruby meta-programming: lazy accessors are simple to implement and more robust than lazy computations via ||=. Meta-program….

Asking for a friend. there is no way to get the ‘hit-count’ of an AWS Security Group Rule, right…? Right…? So we can’t put a rule in place, and check its utilisation, unless we used VPC flow logs, and ran a query to identify traffic matching (or not) that rule and the outcome?.

RT @euruko: Hey everyone, let's start planning for #Euruko2023 ! What topics are you interested in learning about? Share your wish list wit….

Banks: Make loads of money on interest rates for home loans etc. Also Banks: Charge an annual package fee on said home loans, because they *really* need that extra money 🤨.