my job is pretty neat. today we're announcing our series A to help independent farmers and ranchers protect our natural resources. from @agarfinks:

RT @jeffand_: performance matters even more for the physical industries that depend on ambrook in the field – farmers, ranchers, truckers,….

I hope everyone who loudly boycotted Harris will also loudly take credit for the next 40 years of supreme court decisions.

RT @jeffand_: now open

Sir, a second charged lemonade death has hit Panera Bread

The flight attendant coming down the aisle to ask what you want to drink is the Super Bowl for people with social anxiety.

Elon is speedrunning the Theranos challenge (make an entire company implode as publicly and embarrassingly as possible) and I have to admit he’s putting up impressive numbers.

If the republicans really believed in American exceptionalism one of them would die to upstage the queen.

RT @nhannahjones: I was invited to give an MLK speech today and a small number of members of the group hosting me wrote and then leaked ema….

My card looks different than everyone else's, not sure why 🤔

WaPo will use the term invader to describe the guy on the field at the super bowl but not the people who literally invaded the capitol.

The meme where it’s the guy defending himself from being stabbed but both guys are the KC logo.

RT @CraigWeekend: #SuperBowlLV #SuperBowlWeeknd

RT @jpbrammer: sorry for the delay on this! I have more or less given up.

Now we also have anxiety because of the violent attempted coup of the US government.

“Why do all millennials have anxiety” probably the 50/50 split vote about whether we should have affordable healthcare and living wages and civil rights or just continue with fascism

treating my perfect storm of seasonal+COVID+regular depression by taking a vitamin D supplement 3 days this week and then ignoring it for the next 4 months

RT @alyjnewt: i literally can’t breathe sos

Watch this video to the very end. Then donate to @fairfightaction and send me the receipt, I’ll match the donation. Georgia needs our help.

RT @amarkon88: Happy Giving Tuesday! This went really well last time, so I'm matching donations again - this time up to $1k in donations to….