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Yesterday Dallas blasted nickelback on the way home, today he’s playing Christian rock. Wonder what tomorrow will bring.

I just brought my car in to be serviced and they chauffeured me home and are going to pick me up later when it’s done… my mind is blown

Now that I’m not working at a restaurant I really feel like I took for granted the ability to sexually harass all my coworkers. Works just not the same when everyone is 50 calling you kiddo

My bf just asked me where Thai food originated... I’ve never been more concerned

It’s inspirational how many people come to Red Robin at 11 am to drink

I love sitting in salon dispense at school and watching all my class mates have mental breakdowns about their services

I’ll never be one of those people that actually opens and reads all there emails lol I’ll have 30,000 unread till I die

missin summer nights with @alyvant 😪

I just went to WinCo in my robe and pajamas and got so many dirty looks, I’ll never understand why people give such a fuck about what other people look like

Why do dudes always think they can use the same towel for a month?

Swear I’m just waiting for a ride from school from my bf not on the prowl

I’m drinking alone at the bar rn wearing a big red sweater I probably look so sad 😂

So far perms are the one thing I’m the best in my class at, honestly might specialize in them

Idk why I signed up for two days of open to close I think I actually hate myself

I was peer pressuring my co worker to take an edible at work and right after it hit a 42 top came in we had to split 😂😂

It’s so weird to me when people eat Taco Bell without sauce

I should be a fenty ambassador I promote that shit to everyone

I have a disease where my glasses always fall to the tip of my nose

You ever like why am I breaking out, and then you remember your stressed af, eat like shit, and haven’t washed your brushes in over a month. Cuz same