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College weeks go by so much faster than high school weeks
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Porter is a clout thot and told me to plug his Instagram
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Mf goes viral one time and switches up
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@headass_Alex Literally no need for him to be this thicc on a Thursday
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@alyssaisabelg
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my son’s fame continues!
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This is Porter. His eyes are pup here. 12/10
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“Fuck I love Texas” We love you queen!! 🥺💜🤩 @awonderland @TexasEDMFamily
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Literally The Weeknd’s new feature with Maluma: I don't want marriage I'd rather go half on a baby
@Rude_Astrology
Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has.
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In Aquarius, we do not say "I love you" We say "I want to have your children...as friends." and I think that is beautiful.
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@ItsEmilieK Not when you lose track of what day it is and you show up to class without studying and there’s an exam worth 20% of your grade
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College stresses me out because I’m scared of disappointing my family
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@joordddann Handsome boi’s 🤍🤍
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Cheech and Chong (2019) @FreakyDeakyFam
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It’s my birthday, I deserve to be greedy huh?
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girl not kim k posting her body fat percentage as if mama doesn’t get fat reducing treatment every other day
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So I kinda cut my hair again??
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It must suck to not be from Texas
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For all the people that ask why I drive 2 1/2 hours just to get my hair done
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Cause you’re my yellow
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Fuck, for a second there I thought you were talking about The Weeknd
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سُ المنصـوري
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@PopCrave Selena to the weekend after making him relevant to the world
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Never growin out my hair again
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Like this if you eat pickles by themselves, trying to prove a point
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I bought a mirror
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December 27th ➡️ August 3rd 😊 sorry the first pics are bad quality.. They're screenshots off a video
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And she texting purple hearts
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Everyone from Texas is screaming
@spvcecowgirl
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sweet...tea....is disgusting.....
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I finally get service and this is what I do
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Showed ya love, ain’t show it back in OK
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@spanishcvndy I saw someone say “Not everyone in the US can understand Mexican” like y’all really out here with one brain cell 😭😭
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It’s almost been 2 years since I finished taking Acutane so you know I had to flex a little bit
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Palm trees, oceans, fresh air that can break you heart
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🍂
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You hear but you don’t listen
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It me
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Literally crying in bed right now cause I found this video of @SlanderOfficial from @FreakyDeakyFam that I never knew I had
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May or may not keep my hair purple forever
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@SlanderOfficial YOUR FAULT WITH @Excision DROP IT NOW
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She doesn’t even go here
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Felt cute, might delete later
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What do you want from me?
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Felt cute, will NOT b deleting later
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🦋
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My step mom got plastic surgery and she still ugly? A damn shame
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S/o to the girl who took this cute ass pic of me and my bestie @UbbidubbiFest @UbbiDubbiFam
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Shit I try it if it feels nice
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I think about the fact that I’m Hispanic and I can’t speak Spanish at least once a day
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Just a selfie with a filter
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Blonde as f*ck
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Not quite sure what I’m doing with my arms but it’s fine
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🧚🏼‍♀️
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I don’t appreciate when Apple flips my pictures
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1-800-273-8255
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This is amazing! Also a reminder to not ask artists to draw you unless you plan on paying them ✨
@Caustic_Foxx
✨Eirwyn Sylvaine✨
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@alyssaisabelg Hi, had to draw this because it was too funny. ❤️
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“Aquí en corpus” I am SCREAMING
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If you can’t laugh at your middle school self, I feel bad for you
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If no one else want me this summer at least the mosquitos do❗️
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Texas State is the best university ever
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Hi everyone, meet my baby boy 🥺 he is 3 weeks old right now, and I get to pick him up in 5 weeks! I absolutely cannot wait to meet my best friend 🥰🥰
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thicky thicky
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When you see someone staring at bae
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Can my boobs grow?? Like honestly this is so rude
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I don’t go to UT
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If you haven’t seen Money Heist on Netflix, go now
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@alyssaisabelg
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PLAYER 229 ON SQUID GAMES COUNT UR DAYS BITCH!!!!
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Don’t ask Texas State students to party with you if you can’t handle it
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“Are you high?” First of all, it’s allergy season bitch
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How does it feel?
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Did I hit that @youngbabycoco pose right?¿ ;)
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she’s giving “i workout”
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Me 🤝 boats
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My life is complete
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Whenever you're sad, remember there's someone out there that saves your selfies and checks your favorites
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Your moms a HOE if you honk at someone cause the lights been green for 2 seconds, no vale verga
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Who is she¿?
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Like this tweet if you’re Hispanic and your mom favors your brother but doesn’t even realize it I’m trying to see something
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Me: I’ll get up in 5 minutes *6 minutes passes* Me: Oh shoot I missed the 5 minute mark, guess I gotta start over
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@Karinaa410 How did you get rid of scars/redness?? My skin’s baby smooth pero my scars won’t go away 😭
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Kinda fell off posting selfies on Twitter so here I am again
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Promise me you’ll remember me tomorrow
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Men are so scared of women who know their self worth
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The thing I miss the most about being in a relationship is having someone to hang out with all the time.. Being able to sit in silence with someone is an amazing thing
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Billie Eilish is talented and if you don’t think so you’re lying to yourself
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I texted my mom good morning let’s get this bread and she transferred 40 dollars into my bank account... Okay okay
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Me to me: Are we gonna be passive aggressive today or are we going to express our emotions
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Now taking boo applications for Slander’s set 🥴 @UbbiDubbiFam
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P u t y o u r h e a d o n m y s h o u l d e r
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Aries women are angels I said what I said
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Going out one last time before I head home for break and I just happen to hear @KidCudi
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When I show my friends a song and they talk through the whole thing
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