Hey @Tesco, my 4yo is your biggest fan. He LOVES your cafe and named it “Up Yummy” when he was 2 (we have since moved and his new Tesco has a “Down Yummy”!) We are trying to locate a Tesco uniform for him for Christmas…can you help?! Here he is ⬇️ https://t.co/CJgVKA9nWy

#instagramdown is anyone able to fix this? I’ve tried logging in on another device. I can log in on my phone on safari and I can use the app on my iPad and I’ve deleted the app several times but no luck. I’ve not used an unfollowers app. I just tried to switch accounts!

@TUIUK 5. You think a £100 holiday voucher is an adequate solution to the problem? Bold of you to assume we’d book again. 6. I am an ex TUI employee too! Absolutely awful.

@TUIUK 1. Homophobia is illegal. 2. Is the safety of your passengers onboard your cruise ships irrelevant to you? 3. You took 2 months to do anything about my complaint. 4. You provided twin beds to a gay couple on their honeymoon despite being made aware it was our honeymoon.

Imagine you’re on your honeymoon (🏳️‍🌈) and a member of staff onboard a @TUIUK cruise consistently hits on you and your wife and on being declined, tells you “well you’d get killed in Jamaica for being gay”Then imagine @TUIUK offer a £100 holiday voucher and think that’s fixed it!!

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Looking for some tech support @verynetwork. How do these clothes work? Which bit of genitalia is used to operate them? Daughter likes them but we are concerned her vulva will render them inoperable. Please advise.

"She’s one of the biggest stars in the world and her songs are absolutely amazing. We’re so delighted.” Taylor Swift. Sunday night headliner. Glastonbury 2020.

I think it’ll be an I c o n i c m o m e n t in musical history

.@taylorswift has arrived in the color of envy, snakes, and money. A STATEMENT. #AMAs

Swifties! The queen, @taylorswift13 has arrived! #AMAs

I saw a post about how someone didn’t get the lyric from #corneliastreet ‘I’m so mystified by how this city screams your name’ when Joe isn’t from New York - but that’s the exact point. It’s her home and yet everywhere she goes it reminds her of him... #lover @taylorswift13

#CorneliaStreet is one of my favourite songs on #lover because it’s about the real, raw anxiety you feel when you’re so in love with someone that you can’t imagine what you’d do if you lost them

#Lover is the perfect name for this record because it is full of songs about different types of love; old love (DBATC), self love (YNTCD), scared love (SYGB), the anxiety of love (CS) and real, true love (Lover) 💕 @taylorswift13 a true masterpiece

#Lover is the most magical song I’ve ever listened to and the #Lover album is a masterpiece. @taylorswift13 you’re a Queen 💕💖

WHAT IS LIFE EVEN

Omg the hashtag emoji for #lover 🥺🥺

Welcome to the #Lover era 💕

This album is very much a celebration of love, in all its complexity, coziness, and chaos. It’s the first album of mine that I’ve ever owned, and I couldn’t be more proud. I’m so excited that #Lover is out NOW: https://t.co/t7jK7XmEqa