Maxwell
@altmaxwell
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SXM | NYC
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Joined January 2011
i’ve entered a very depressing phase of fatherhood where i’m watching Blippi and Miss Rachel long after my kid has fallen asleep
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Defending Your Life by @AlbertBrooks deserves more recognition as a comedy classic. Brilliant writing and world building and Meryl Streep has never been more delightfully happy in a role. Do yourself a favor and watch it!
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can someone explain to me why i can’t stream or rent Angels In The Outfield anywhere? My inner child is crushed right now 😔
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wife called me a psycho for taking the outer skin of every chickpea off before i use them for anything. Does anyone else do this? or should i have myself committed
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.@TomBrady gets a personal day every Wednesday moving forward. @MaskedSingerFOX airs Wednesdays….COINCIDENCE???
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how much longer does Nicole Kidman have to tell me how great it is to be somewhere i already am
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nothing says “honor the cinema” more than a constant promotional bombardment of a new Kardashian reality show
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The Sopranos might be the first show i’ve binge watched without ever skipping the intro song
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Proud of my little brother-in-law, Jason, who is marketing and distributing @BarackObama’s top movie of 2021, #drivemycar. It is a fantastic film, minus the fact that i did not appreciate the way the car was driven and the IMDB description makes no sense. Go see it!
Next up are my favorite movies of the year. Each of these films tells a powerful story, and I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
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not sure what took me so long to watch it, but Goodfellas might be the perfect movie
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homeless people openly smoking crack on an empty turf field but i’m the one who gets a ticket for playing fetch with my dog #nyc
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the world would be a better place if people knew what the fuck they wanted to order when it’s their turn at a register
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you are literal scum to “return” a pet after you’ve bought or adopted one. If this lessens that despicable act, i’m all for it
Want employees to return to the office? Let them bring their pandemic pets along | Gene Marks
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in dishonor of the song “Blurred Lines” trending, i’d like to see a reinterpretation of it to be about a persons plight to regain their vision
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my dog sleeping with his paws wrapped around me like a backpack is a new kind of adorable i don’t think i can handle
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been trying for weeks unsuccessfully to get my dog to swallow his pills, only to find out today that hiding them in potato latkes is the key. What an exciting life i live
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makes me sad to think there won’t be a moment for kids these days to see something like The Mummy or The Matrix for the very first time in a movie theater 😢
That change is deliberate. Faced with dwindling revenues, studios prefer to bet on recognisable properties — it is easier to make money when people know what they are getting.
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