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Might be my best AI-generated art prompt to date. I give you “Pikachu painted by Monet”.
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Imagine wearing a face mask that says "Censored" while having the microphone in the literal US Capitol....
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It's gone now but someone had edited the Wikipedia page for invertebrates to include Paul Ryan 😂😂😂
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To Iranian President Rouhani:
ISN'T THE FIRST CARDINAL RULE OF PERM MAINTENANCE THAT YOU'RE FORBIDDEN TO WET YOUR HAIR FOR AT LEAST 24 HOURS AFTER GETTING A PERM AT THE RISK OF DEACTIVATING THE IMMONIUM THYGOCOLATE? AND WOULDN'T SOMEBODY WHO HAD, SAY, 30 PERMS BEFORE IN THEIR LI
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tfw you see other group chats on your friends’ phones and you wonder how many you’re not in
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This I’m Just Ken performance is so Gentlemen Prefer Blondes coded
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I feel for straight couples because it seems like they never see each other naked????
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Michelle Obama as Beyoncé in Formation extended my life expectancy and paid off my credit card bills 😍😍😍
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this is the energy i want from 2019
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Happy New Year from my fave thirst trap in 2023. Here’s to many more in 2024 😘❤️✨
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Remember Paul Ryan and the interns? This is them now. Feel old yet?
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THIS IS THE PURE CONTENT MY HEART NEEDED TODAY!!! Congrats to
@jvn
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@QueerEye
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JVN's reaction to finding out
#QueerEye
AND
#GayOfThrones
scored Emmy noms this morning is too pure — and then there's Tan, Antoni, Karmo, and Bobby's reaction to his double nom 😭😭😭
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Kylie Jenner's baby could be as close to as we're going to get to the Truman Show irl
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Diva Plavalaguna from the Fifth Element
gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s her doing “courtney take your break”
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Some people on this website are truly mad at Warren for going on SNL and doing a couple fun skits???? What the hell are y’all doing???
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Womp womp
Young Trump staffers in D.C. are having a hard time dating and socializing because most of this city loathes them
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Unpopular opinion: there is absolutely no need to recline on an airplane. It might provide the tiniest comfort to you but it totally screws the person who is seated behind you.
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Who is a character that had roughly 15 minutes or less in a film but had a huge impact on it ?
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“Hermione. Your swish and flick made us go Wingardium LeviOH SHE DID THAT and you put the “ho” in Alohomora. Condragulations, you are the winner of this week’s challenge.”
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“Insurrectionists finding out that actions have consequences” reaction videos are about to become a major thing
People who broke into the Capitol Wednesday are now learning they are on No-Fly lists pending the full investigation. They are not happy about this.
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The way the RuPaul Cinematic Universe is expanding has Marvel shaking 🥴
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Ah yes gay pride followed by gay wrath 😌😈😡
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I honestly love politically outspoken Taylor Swift 😍🙌
Trump’s calculated dismantling of USPS proves one thing clearly: He is WELL AWARE that we do not want him as our president. He’s chosen to blatantly cheat and put millions of Americans’ lives at risk in an effort to hold on to power.
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We are so lucky to be living in the
@ArianaGrande
era. Successful, driven, talented, vulnerable, strong, open...the list goes on and on! How lucky to have an inspiring role model like her and to be blessed by her music 🙏🙏
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omg the Weather Channel HAS THE RECEIPTS
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I quote this way more than I should but the iconicity 😭
What's a significant moment in pop culture that you still quote regularly?
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here's what the electoral map would look like if it were made of cast iron skillets
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@oliverdarcy
because it's newsworthy? Did you see just how many people watched the video drop live?? It's been one of the biggest pop culture events of the year!
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I’m dying cause apparently my sister blanked out and left the hairdresser’s with the cape on but it matches her outfit and overall style so well that we did not notice for hours 😂😂
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I don't understand why people are complaining about CDC guidance changing? New variants emerged and things changed! You think we will stop at Delta? What if there's an Epsilon variant at some point? Everyone needs to accept that this is a dynamic situation and we need to adapt.
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This......might singlehandedly save the Postal Service!!!!!
Stamp number 5️⃣ in the
#BugsBunnyStamps
collection! We're halfway there - which is your favorite stamp so far?
#BugsBunny80
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Everything is like a game show to some of these Republicans. I immigrated here from Turkey. I *know* what government-sanctioned censorship looks like. They're so offensive and ridiculous to me, these silly stunts, and I think these people are pathetic.
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If you’re starting to date someone new and you’re excited about it, TEXT THEM BACK WHEN YOU SEE THEIR TEXTS!!!! Don’t do that “I’m gonna sit on it for a bit so I don’t seem too eager” nonsense!!!!
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Being gay is sending 🔥 and 😍 reactions to each others’ stories in perpetuity until you die
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So no more December 15 announcement before the Electoral vote.
HEY ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTERS, maybe it's time you heed all these RED FLAGS?
SCOOP:
Trump postpones till Jan. announcement outlining how he'll handle his biz in WH to focus on cabinet picks:
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i swear to god, now I can't pick up an ear of corn without it whispering "shuck me daddy" to me
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We did it Joe!!!!!
"This is the gayest generation in American history"
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@sharnacious
This is SO cute!!!! But I also can’t get over the fact that she stepped into the tub of water with sweatpants on???
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Robinhood preventing people from buying certain stocks seems like blatant market manipulation, no??
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In some personal news, I got promoted! I'm now a Product Manager at the New Yorker! 😄🥳
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Also, reminder that voter fraud is statistically *very* rare and has *never* changed the results of an election in the US but voter suppression and disenfranchisement are real problems that are affecting our democracy in dangerous ways!!!
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And the way she jumps up later saying “ACTING ACTING ACTING IT WAS FAKE” those poor women 😭😭
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TO BE CLEAR, this is NOT ME IN THE VIDEO!!! This is all
@mKiK808
and his genius !!!! I just took the video and memed it for the current Trumpian political nonsense du jour 🙃🙂
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Beyoncé out here looking like a god-boss of a Final Fantasy game where the game forces you to lose no matter what you do
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We need a complete and total shutdown of Grindr screenshots until we can figure out what's going on
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"When I heard the news that the Zodiac Killer was finally identified, I couldn't help but wonder: if it can take decades to find a killer, is it fair to think we're failing at life if we take years to find a lover?"
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Turkish cats are the most human, the most emotional, the best cats of them all and I will fight you on this!!!!
"Sir, I said lean!"
This shop owner in Turkey is so adorable.
cc:
@hasanthehun
@alplicable
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@oliverdarcy
@brianstelter
I mean they can call him whatever they want; he’s still the President Elect!
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Today is an important and meaningful day for me: I got to vote in an election for the first time since becoming a US citizen last fall! 😊
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@williamlegate
@PressSec
She must have cropped The photo and touched the screen in Markup mode, which is the Pen tool by default.
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