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@alonzolerone
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3 days
Hear me out... less chocolate, more chips
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If I give you 10 years of my life and you end it with “it’s just not fun anymore” imma dip set my foot up your ass
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After 10 Years Of Devoted Dipset Dating: Cam'ron Says He Broke Up With JuJu Because It Wasn't "Fun Anymore"
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@Apex_sH @_cindaquil Why the bird didn’t even think twice about it tho? Didn’t even look , just FLEW
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5 years
Hope this shows up at the top of #NotMyAriel so everybody can get mad on this glorious day 😭😭
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@alonzolerone
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3 years
just a daily reminder that I will never get over this
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@alonzolerone
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6 years
That time I did the #WhatTheFluffChallenge and suddenly realized my dog hates me
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7 years
So happy to announce that I will be replacing Eddie on "That's So Raven 2" as Raven's love interest. Thank you @ravensymone 😘
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@alonzolerone
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3 years
ONFG 😭😭
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@niyagrafallsss Not me thinking he was gonna type “reparations” because that was gonna take him forever!!
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@NoCapFights Tf she still there for? She got her food. GO
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@alonzolerone
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5 years
@OutrunSolo “Haha they’re not gonna leave me like this” .... “omg. they leaving me like this”
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@alonzolerone
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@brookehouts did you appreciate spitting on your dog? asking for myself
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@alonzolerone
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4 years
Can we not forget that Naya Rivera is still missing??? ok thank you
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@richyrich323 She remind me of those parents that be like oh ya you made me famous but you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for me giving birth to you type shit
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@alonzolerone
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I appreciate all the love and prayers sent to my family. My earth angel transitioned to my guardian angel on February 15th. My queen is looking over her loved ones so I’m almost at peace. I’m forever grateful for all the times He granted for us to have. I love you Momma. Always
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@alonzolerone
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@NoCapFights and the way the spirits and my ancestors would immediately enter my body to slap the sh*t out of him right back .
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@alonzolerone
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@NoCapFights She was the first one on and first one off
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@alonzolerone
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4 years
My baby. My queen. making videos with you was my everything. I miss you so much
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@alonzolerone
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@SKTheKingYT Not ms conebread
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@alonzolerone
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5 years
@_dlew32 @HATERETHA oh wow. i honestly didn't know where this was going
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@alonzolerone
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5 years
@wecanmeetagain @Kris27jam @KaceyMusgraves then why she turn the mic to them before saying it? lol. she's a tethered
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@alonzolerone
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@beyoncegarden Wait! These are close
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@alonzolerone
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2 years
speaking of jeffery dahmer ..
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@alonzolerone
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@MrsJellySantos I’m not bout to watch a whole 10 min video about a guy talking about a girls’ heat damage and dry lips . Please
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@alonzolerone
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8 years
Does Tiffany think when people are evicted from the house that they're gonna be executed when they leave?
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@___OverDose she prob wanted a boy to remind her of the dude that left her
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@tbyaisha meanwhile, she’s having a good time but you can’t even show your face
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@alonzolerone
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so you tellin me Pitbull aka Mr Worldwide aka Mr 305 (Miami) didn't perform with JLO ?! during the #SuperBowl2020 #PepsiHalftime in MIAMI!?! umm WHAT
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@alonzolerone
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@kemdito Not the book just conveniently there. I see you!
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4 years
@joshfrankstein when she said “omg. thank you” made me cringe because he never said she was good. lol he just said “I didn’t expect that”
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@notcapnamerica I feel like the food came first tho 🤷🏽
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@juliascorupco Something tells me that ain’t her first assault charge
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@alonzolerone
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@KensBestLyfe Have some class? Be a woman? Chiiiiii if you dont
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3 years
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!
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@SomaKazima It’s disturbing me because the police lights aren’t on
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@alonzolerone
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4 years
my boy got killed from a hit and run. how a person can drive a vehicle and hit a human being and just keep driving like u didn’t end a person’s life! We’re gonna find you . Best believe!! I miss you man. This is just a nightmare and you’re gonna be here when I wake up
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@alonzolerone
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Joe Budden on podcast “I like guys and girls” lil boosie
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@browningisland I knew he was gonna be a problem from the start lol
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@j_morgan_98 @__lexdunn @brookehouts Kash is totally judging the situation. I showed him the video and he immediately ran downstairs
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@blxisme “Im on my period now and it ain’t gonna smell” . Loren cmon now bffr
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@troythedesigner You know if a pot hole damages a car and you bill the city. They’ll send it right back talkin bout “nobody reported it so it’s not our fault” lol
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@bbjessTTV They were busy getting busy with their own in the trailers between takes
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5 years
STOP PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE STOP PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE STOP PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE STOP PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE STOP PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE STOP PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE
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@alonzolerone
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@Spokesmayne @Colette_NYC lmao how his face lit up when he saw that onion
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@1984to1776 @_JayDeePea Why the hell would they even have a wave magnitude that high
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If you’re reading this, something good is going to happen for you this week. No need to like or retweet
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@alonzolerone
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4 years
same people complaining about how Beyoncé and Jay Z were sitting during the national anthem are the same people that were SITTING on their damn couch during that same national anthem
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@alonzolerone
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@anoushkarx exposure doesn't pay the bills. compensate first for that guarantee money
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@ashtondeshaun Please whoop my ass outside and not on that dirty ass floor
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@BoujeeNBanjee “Did they say that” ? omggg
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@raviefbabyy Tara forever looked dumb on that show lol. No one could tell me different
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@alysSAWRAH @TheGentnyc Am I the only one mad those photographers won’t clickin fast enough during the surprise?
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5 years
See what y’all started?!?
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@alonzolerone
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UPS was the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen!
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My mom when she was pregnant with me | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🐐 / | / | /
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the sperm when it reaches the egg
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have a good day
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I fucked up already, 2020 my year fasho
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@invis4yo Ain’t nobody tryna eat a whole bucket of fries bffr
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@Katie44907025 @szngrants her guardian angels said "NOT TODAY, SATAN!"
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I’ve been laughing at this for the last 5 minutes
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@mirajslut I’d rather watch this one than the other toddler eating all the ingredients every 10 seconds
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I picked him up from daycare and umm I don’t know who dog is this but it ain’t kine
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@alonzolerone
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6 years
If you’re gonna be racist, be racist to the core! You don’t like blacks? then ignore traffic lights since they were invented by an African American. You don’t like Mexicans? then turn off your colored screen television. If u gonna be racist, don’t half ass it
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@swtthankunext @knnewagb im pretty sure her stans would know. lol they know everything. all the look alikes. all the food she had in grade school. everything
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Wait!!! So u tellin me yt people mean white people?!? This whole time I thought y’all were tryna say YouTube people 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@alonzolerone
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the Grammys is tonight and it just doesn't even seem right. reminiscent to when Whitney died. just not the same excitement. I don't even like basketball but I know the impact Kobe had. we legit grew up together. hearing everybody say "Kobe" when they threw paper in the trashcan.
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@crazyclips_ Ya that’s me. I know you’re wondering how I got here
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These kids are going places 😂
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dude was only 20. I literally just seen his fandom make a video about their admiration for him on a Tik Tok last night and I said "this dude is going places" wow! life is too short. RIP little prince
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these cardi b memes are too funny
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Epstein did not kill him self
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“ 🤦🏽‍♂️ “ I’m callin my father right now!
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@rahsh33m Who she cookin for? A village ?
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@taniahneosoul @shay_da_bess That was the quietest I heard her
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I legit hesitated to open this
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EU TO SEM ARRRR P**A
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heart attack at 18?!?! That's just devastating . wishing The Tomlinson family so much strength right now🙏🏽
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BTS definitely deserved this one! I honestly would’ve went off if they didn’t win. and hot damn! their skin is flawless
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Nobody posting about Disney + no more 😩 y’all 7 day trial must be over
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@InsaneRealitys 14 minutes???! That dude in Zimbabwe by now
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@tropicallesbian Nahhhh they “prank” so much to the fact the kids don’t believe em anymore . Now they gone to the next step … the audience
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@Mr_Meowwwgi @chasingtheSAM this is when I knew he was gonna do some evil shit
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@Soulful1865 They gonna need a jack hammer . that’s too slow
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@ninctyfcur lol now if method man said im a more stressed out version….. I would’ve had to cut the cameras like “we didn’t say this shit before man” 😩😩
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HOLD THE FUCK UP
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me. after finding out that Kobe Bryant's Memorial is set for February 24 (2/24) and then realizing that Gianna's jersey was #2 and Kobe's was #24
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“wow you got a new couch?” “No. I just washed it”
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How can someone claim victory without ALL votes counted? What am I missing here? Is it not common sense? Someone help me out
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my fatass thought this was 2 stuffed takis
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If 2016 takes Betty White. You guys know what we have to do, right?!?
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I think I just interrupted my dog’s morning yoga session
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I’ll never forgive my barber for doing this
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@Domasaur_ @t3rrkillinit umm liquor don't bubble like that, fool! that's sweet tea lol
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@ixooverdose @NiyahtheG_ that’s a bad bich right there
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@TheBaddestMitch This sum DEEP INK. Aaaand it’s colord??? Like tf 🫨🫨
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@alonzolerone
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Happy Mother’s Day to the love of my life. I love you forever 💕
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@alonzolerone
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Covid bout to come out with a remix if y’all don’t stay y’all ass home!
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Girl! My whole body was washed in the kitchen sink
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Retweet if your hair was washed in the kitchen sink, I’m trying to see something.
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