youtube/Alonzo
@alonzolerone
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ummmm is that ….corey in the house?.
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Oh and apparently you’re not supposed to put your pet thru the x-ray scanner like I was about to 😞.
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from house window to plane window . His very first one 🥺 took 11 years but he did SO GOOD!!! well … ya he did so good lol
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I told my friend that I spilled water on my Mac so I have to take it to the repair store. she asked “how did that happen”. umm I spilled water on my mac. like am I tweakin?.
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Woman goes VIRAL after sitting on an elephant’s trunk during vacation and then being thrown off 💀😂
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me . I am him
who's keeping sour cream & onion chips in business?.
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someone said July acting like it has somewhere to go 😭 …. July 1st fr seemed like it was last week ago.
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watching Sinners … now why tf she invited them in when they had a few hours left till sunlight
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the fact you zoomed in on it tho 🧐 lol.
That foot on face pic going around is so funny cause all I keep doing is zooming in on that chipped big toenail. I know the inside of that mouth was ate up. 🤭🤭🤭.
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Hulk Hogan too??? Ok so the people saying it comes in threes , does this mean it went back to 1 or is this four?.
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sometimes I do . It depends on the trunks or my mood tbh.
will never understand why men wear underwear under swim shorts.
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The number of times I shout “REPRESENTATIVE” during a robotic phone call should be studied.
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What if the problem with your AI strategy isn’t the tech—but the thinking behind it? Cassie Kozyrkov breaks down the power of decision clarity in the age of genAI.
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“please welcome to the stage … dixie dia melioooooo”.
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Aquaman Ozzy Paytas 🥹.
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*opens door* “hey”.driver says your name.you confirm it.I say “thank you”.rides silently until destination.
i had a little debate with a friend. when u get into an uber/lyft who's job is it to speak first? yours or the driver's?.
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Water 🤤.
I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink.
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Why tf Siri suddenly asking if I want to use ChatGpt ?? I asked YOU, bitch!.
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