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i will never fail to die at catherine o’hara cackling without moving her mouth
what’s the funniest scene youve watched in a sitcom?
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lady gaga’s “sORRY” was heard all around the world
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holy FUCK you guys look what i found in the radio station cd library
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i, a canadian, was asked to label all 50 states and this is what happened
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i have nothing to promote but follow me pls i’m cute and am funny sometimes
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ok so there’s a difference between having the public speculate wildly about your sexuality and goad you into coming out before you’re ready vs attempting to profit off of the queer community without trying to actually understand who we are and where we come from
Kit Connor didn’t queerbait you
Taylor Swift isn’t queerbaiting you
Harry Styles isn’t queerbaiting you
Misha Collins didn’t queerbait you
REAL PEOPLE CANT QUEERBAIT YOU! It’s a term used in media literacy. No actual person owes you any clarification on their sexuality. PERIOD.
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neil degrasse tyson’s public transition from “cool science dad” to “every insufferable and pretentious STEM major you’ve ever met in your entire life” is equal parts sad and fascinating to watch
Lunar eclipses are so un-spectacular that if nobody told you what was happening to the Moon you’d probably not notice at all.
Just sayin’.
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in a society where every gay man is expected to be half naked for their halloween costume i am choosing to be different
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i think i deserve tummy rubs and forehead smooches
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this is why i have sympathy for kit cohen but none for harry styles. i don’t care about harry’s sexuality. what i do care about is him acting like a champion of the queer community if he’s not going to learn how to empathize with our experience regardless of if he’s queer or not
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the beauty of a relationship comes from your partner giving you things because they WANT to, not because they HAVE to, and if you’re in a relationship where either side feels bogged down or pressured to provide, you should re-evaluate why you’re even in it to begin with
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me when i word a fairly reasonable idea in the most inflammatory and controversial way possible
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weird how im entering my circuit party era all of a sudden
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ive been sick for literally the last like month and a half but i’m still cute so whatever
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in the boyfriend’s bed this sunday morning
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#Goner
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@twentyonepilots
piano sheet music, arranged and transcribed by me. download here:
http://t.co/qeY3rh9jwA
http://t.co/J5251Da9YD
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suffered some mild ouchies today for the sake of ✨branding✨
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i would like everyone to know that i was crowned prom queen tonight so my life has officially peaked. there is nothing more i desire to achieve. it’s all downhill from here folks
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there's that one guy in foxing that looks like dj khaled
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random selfie inside the nerd store kinda hit ngl
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well i have this on my body now so that’s cool
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your partner owes you exactly nothing. not texts, not gifts, not even their time. you are not entitled to any of that.
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i majored in being comfy at softboi university
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i made out with a majority of the people in this photo last night btw
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if a gay got new glasses and didn’t share a photo of them did he even get them
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okay so the full heathens cover is rip bc i couldn't figure out what to do with the verses but there's this i guess
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national park // pokémon heartgold and soulsilver
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#AmazingRace
backstories then: “we’re just a pair of nice grandmas here to have fun”
now: “i was wrongfully convicted for murder and spent ten years in prison”
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what if i told you my hand is in my pants
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found a window in my apartment that does this and had to take advantage of it sorry
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i was bored with the queendom stages until i watched kep1er’s. ezaki hikaru is a fucking monster i don’t know how she does it
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the way that i knew exactly which photo to use
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society if gay people just kept their grindr screenshots to they damn selves
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HELLO I GOT MESELF A WHOLE ASS JOB!!! I WORK FOR TICKETMASTER NOW!!!!!!! AAAAAAAA
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i think i deserve 20 thousand followers from this selfie
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@8bitdaddy
this scene made me want to be in a lesbian centric semi non sexual throuple with them and mike wake
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hewwo happy saturday or whatever (i have to work)
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between starting my new job and being at the venue three nights this week i am completely dead. please do not expect my brain to resume proper functions until next week. i only have the capacity to be cute for now
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HOW. THE FUCK DID THIS GET HERE HOW DID THEY GET THIS
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happy new year everyone im rolling for the first time ever
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when u have a headache but also have to take advantage of the lighting from the window
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i feel like it’s a misconception that polyam people are out here collecting harems and starting relationships with every new person they vaguely click with
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twitter doesn’t have the range for posts like this
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i don’t think people really understand just how on top of your shit you have to be to be able to replicate queen and accurately capture the essence of queen’s style and musicality.
@JukeboxtheGhost
is a one in a million band and i will never not stan
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went to the pride festival wearing a black shirt that made me look straight so i had to make do with whatever i could get from the shops
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