Allison
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I'm mining the meadows of life. Navigating through the flowers and the weeds.
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Joined April 2023
There are two large mud-pits in the backyard. The one pictured is the smaller of the two. When we first moved here, there were a series of heavy rain days, and then a snow, and Ziggy was new to this "back yard" concept: She took advantage of the dirty holes.
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Anyway, it's been over a week with the mud holes looking like the first picture now and we have had no muddy paw prints inside during that time. She's a smart girl, and it's been lovely being back at our "open door policy". We are both happier this way :)
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"Okay, she just can't be outside without me watching, that's the new plan.", I thought. I would tell her "no mud" every time she got near it or in it. I expanded to having an open door, but staying within ear shot. Anytime I heard that God forsaken sloshing sound I'd come running
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The towels, laundry machines, robot vacuum, and myself were all being pushed to our limits. Our "open door policy" had to have a change. We enacted "operation baby gate", which resulted in a questionable amount of success. https://t.co/XOITwFadGH
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I immediately had to purchase extra towels. And for a while they were in a constant rotation of ziggy->washer->dryer->Ziggy. Sometimes I wouldn't even get them to the dryer before she stomped into the house while covered in mud. This was all very unsustainable, as you can imagine
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Buying this for the puppy It's going in the "pet" budget category
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We will enter the Chinese new Year with unfathomable amounts of Chinese model tokens being generated.
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Wait until you hear about the cool new project closedcode™️ It's like a fork except it completely ignores license agreements. Pretty cool.
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Customer obsessed founders doing what they do best
@Malix_Labs sure, we'll fork you in the ass.
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I need a wife so the twitter boys will stop bullying me for saying a dog is like a wife. They don't know the love! They don't get it! They're stupid boys! It's more love than they can muster even for their wives.
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I am abhorrently against the idea of any ism. Race or sex or whatever it may be. Unless it's a really funny joke. Like well timed. Well placed. The correct audience. Then I'm willing to wiggle a little bit. Who am I to argue with a good laugh?
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Exhibit 428 in "a dog is basically a wife": She's been in heat the last couple days, has been intermittently growling at me, and yet I still choose to annoy her purposefully any moment I get.
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Odd that I haven't been manic-posting as of recent. Guess my creative juices have been flowing elsewhere.
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You don't know how early you really are until later. An interesting reflection. One I suspect will repeat many times in my future.
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How fun :) (Doesn't include org contributions or private tho)
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