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@allisonology

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I'm mining the meadows of life. Navigating through the flowers and the weeds.

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Joined April 2023
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@allisonology
Allison
3 hours
There are two large mud-pits in the backyard. The one pictured is the smaller of the two. When we first moved here, there were a series of heavy rain days, and then a snow, and Ziggy was new to this "back yard" concept: She took advantage of the dirty holes.
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@allisonology
Allison
3 hours
Anyway, it's been over a week with the mud holes looking like the first picture now and we have had no muddy paw prints inside during that time. She's a smart girl, and it's been lovely being back at our "open door policy". We are both happier this way :)
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Allison
3 hours
"Okay, she just can't be outside without me watching, that's the new plan.", I thought. I would tell her "no mud" every time she got near it or in it. I expanded to having an open door, but staying within ear shot. Anytime I heard that God forsaken sloshing sound I'd come running
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Allison
3 hours
The towels, laundry machines, robot vacuum, and myself were all being pushed to our limits. Our "open door policy" had to have a change. We enacted "operation baby gate", which resulted in a questionable amount of success. https://t.co/XOITwFadGH
@allisonology
Allison
21 days
BREAKING NEWS!! Ziggy learned that she can jump over the baby gate today. It's officially over.
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Allison
3 hours
I immediately had to purchase extra towels. And for a while they were in a constant rotation of ziggy->washer->dryer->Ziggy. Sometimes I wouldn't even get them to the dryer before she stomped into the house while covered in mud. This was all very unsustainable, as you can imagine
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@allisonology
Allison
3 hours
Buying this for the puppy It's going in the "pet" budget category
@hopes_revenge
hope hopes hoping
22 hours
how do i explain to my wife that i need several of these
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@allisonology
Allison
4 hours
We will enter the Chinese new Year with unfathomable amounts of Chinese model tokens being generated.
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@allisonology
Allison
13 hours
@meowbooksj Space
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Allison
13 hours
Wait until you hear about the cool new project closedcode™️ It's like a fork except it completely ignores license agreements. Pretty cool.
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@allisonology
Allison
14 hours
Customer obsessed founders doing what they do best
@glcst
Glauber Costa
15 hours
@Malix_Labs sure, we'll fork you in the ass.
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Allison
15 hours
Such a bad stick to draw at birth https://t.co/CeQqwakuCo
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Allison
1 year
Boys are stupid. We all know that.
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Allison
15 hours
I need a wife so the twitter boys will stop bullying me for saying a dog is like a wife. They don't know the love! They don't get it! They're stupid boys! It's more love than they can muster even for their wives.
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@allisonology
Allison
15 hours
Spell I cup I
@PrimeIntellect
Prime Intellect
16 hours
Over the past few weeks in private beta, more than 3,000 RL runs were completed by individuals and companies from around the world. Starting today, we’re opening it up to everyone.
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Allison
15 hours
I am abhorrently against the idea of any ism. Race or sex or whatever it may be. Unless it's a really funny joke. Like well timed. Well placed. The correct audience. Then I'm willing to wiggle a little bit. Who am I to argue with a good laugh?
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@allisonology
Allison
15 hours
This mfer thought he was slick smh my head
@allisonology
Allison
15 hours
Exhibit 428 in "a dog is basically a wife": She's been in heat the last couple days, has been intermittently growling at me, and yet I still choose to annoy her purposefully any moment I get.
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@allisonology
Allison
15 hours
Exhibit 428 in "a dog is basically a wife": She's been in heat the last couple days, has been intermittently growling at me, and yet I still choose to annoy her purposefully any moment I get.
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Allison
15 hours
Odd that I haven't been manic-posting as of recent. Guess my creative juices have been flowing elsewhere.
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Allison
1 day
You don't know how early you really are until later. An interesting reflection. One I suspect will repeat many times in my future.
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Allison
1 day
How fun :) (Doesn't include org contributions or private tho)
@dillon_mulroy
Dillon Mulroy
1 day
what an insanely good visualization of how ai has impacted me
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