Allegedly Astrology
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A comedy astrology podcast covering the transits behind events in true crime, pop culture and history.
Joined August 2020
☉ - objective.☽ - subjective.☿ - relative.♀- addition.♂- subtraction.♃ - multiplication.♄ - division.♅ - diversion.♆ - conversion.♇ - perversion.
☉ - envision.☽ - relate.☿ - inform.♀ - gratify.♂- provoke .♃ - resolve.♄ - isolate .♅ - shatter.♆ - captivate.♇ - unmoor.
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It shouldn’t be allowed for car headlights to be brighter than the Moon.
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God forbid a cat takes a nap.
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Part 2 of our Taylor and Blake ep has arrived! Listen here or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Mercury retrograde in Leo story: we’re going to re-bury the remains of my aunt’s 2 cats in my backyard.
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Refusing to believe in things you can’t understand is not skepticism.
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Taurus and Cancer are as much about restricted and/or disordered eating as they are about nourishing meals.
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I had a dream that @lenadunham and I were friends and she told me she was a Sagittarius rising! 💘.
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RT @GeorgeMayer: Starting a co that fixes bugs for you and looking for help refining it. The ask: use our software and we’ll make it free….
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Jupiter in Cancer square Saturn + Neptune in Aries is giving Annie Lennox’s top 4 albums on Spotify
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Mad at someone for how they behaved in my dream last night.
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Jupiter falls in Capricorn because you can’t control luck.
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RT @AstroCryptoGuru: Astrologically we are in a unique moment in time . Neptune 165 year Zodiac cycle is lining up with Saturn's 29 Year Zo….
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Yesterday’s solar eclipse was in my 9H and I attended an inaugural book club meeting with my high school friends 🤓.
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The best communicators I know have Mercury in Libra and Venus in Virgo.
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I can’t wait until Uranus enters Gemini and people stop doing really perverse things with food on instagram.
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RT @AstroCryptoGuru: The astrology you don’t believe in . …is not the astrology I’m doing . Rick Levine.
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What do you think @Rickthelaureate? #BillsVsChiefs.
The astrology of tomorrow’s afc championship game looks slow yet surprising. Put your money on the Bills. #BillsVsChiefs.
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