Allday
@alldaychubbyboy
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Joined March 2011
before i decide to believe what someone is saying to me, i look at their motivations for saying it, because .people.talk .so .much.shit.
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My car got broken into last night & its full of merch. Guess he wasn't a fan bc he didn't take any. Pretty disrespectful at least take 1 tee.
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Girls are getting so good at makeup these days it's crazy. The biggest art movement of our generation is on girls' faces.
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"Dad, tell me the story of when you slid into Mum's DMs again".
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Anyone from USA wanna come live with me in Australia we have a spare mattress.
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Don't stop singing at the traffic lights you fucking coward.
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Don't mistake love for finding a beautiful person tolerable.
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no such thing as a guilty pleasure in music. it's not chocolate. if you like it then it's good.
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Shannon Noll should never be kicked out of a strip club in Australia no matter how drunk he is, that should be in the Constitution.
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People who always had money grow up, become politicians and make life harder for people with no money.
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If you're an ugly boy just grow your hair long, works every time.
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THE INTERNET IS COOL BUT JUST REMEMBER FOLLOWERS ARENT SHIT AND YOU ARENT SHIT UNLESS YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON IN REAL FUCKING LIFE.
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ever spoke to somebody and they're like "yeah I don't really listen to music" OK SO YOU HAVE NO SOUL AND YOUR LIFE IS EMPTY CONGRATULATIONS.
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talk to your crush, they're probably a cunt, then you won't have to worry about it anymore.
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My 9 year old cousin used my credit card to spend $500 on iPhone games without my permission and now he says he wants to kill himself. Lol.
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why is being positive not seen as cool? why do we get trained into negativity.
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Allday will never break up because there is only one member 👍🏻.
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How long do you spend making things perfect for people who don't notice.
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talking to some1 but then u wonder if you're looking into their eyes 2 much/ if u should look away more or what ur even supposed to look at.
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Told my dentist that i'm a rapper now he calls me "Allday Fat Boy" and plays Eminem - Lose Yourself every time I'm in there.
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yeah we haven't met but i found your birthday on facebook, chucked it in a love calculator and we got 83%.
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i don't know how serena and venus manage to play tennis against each other for millions of dollars. me and my brother brawl over ps4.
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America is really the dumbest place on earth.
Election challengers shout “Stop the count” as poll workers count absentee ballots in #Detroit, Michigan in the 2020 general election @washingtonpost #Election2020
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Bought some grapes and my life improved by approx 20%, would recommend
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Find someone who loves you for what's on the inside then slowly push them away because deep down you don't believe you deserve love.
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instead of melbourne cup, just call it fancy hat day, and still have horses but they are just running around freely. ok im done now.
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A photo of two hot people kissing isn't "relationship goals" hahaha you don't know shit about their relationship they're just hot.
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Maybe you’re not lazy. Maybe you’re just stuck doing something that doesn’t inspire you to work hard.
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That’s when I realised the ARIAS is just Sydney label dorks giving awards to people signed to their label. It should be called employee of the month.
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Never eat a whole jar of chewable vitamin C tablets just because you're hungry.
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If you're ever scared to do something remember in 100 years we'll all be at varying stages of decomposition and it won't matter anymore.
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I’m not falling for this “wow he’s so cool and relatable” thing again like we did with Obama. I want to see universal healthcare, addressing climate change, humane treatment of immigrants etc etc. I don’t care about the dog.
After four years of no dog in the White House, Champ and Major Biden will be moving in. AND Major will be the first ever rescue dog to be first canine!
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"I've met Allday and he's rude" no dude you probably met me when I was high on 50 drugs i'm friendly as fuck.
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hop out the shower, put my socks on, realize i have to go back into the bathroom, step in a puddle, shut it down today is cancelled.
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helping out a homeless person (+10 cool dude points).posting about it on facebook ( -2 million cool dude points).
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just dropped mum at the airport & played her some demos. she told me i dont enunciate clearly and nobody can dance to this. gonna miss her.
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xmas night 2011 i went out to a club and my enemy from high school threw an ice cube at my head. then i had an epiphany to follow my dreams.
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God give me the strength to not reply “I’ll fucking kill you” to every negative comment I receive on social media.
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so let me get this straight, the #dontjudgechallenge teaches u not to judge some1 for being ugly. in case they're secretly hot???? wOw deEp.
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i like when you sleep, for I play playstation and you are so unaware of it.
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You know it was a big night when you wake up and you followed your uber driver on Instagram and liked his weightlifting videos.
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the idea of going to gigs is so weird like standing in a room and listening to music but it's basically the best idea humans have had.
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i have to go to court tomorrow for driving without a license, I don't even own a suit, my jeans have peanut butter stains on them, im fucked.
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LIVE REACTION OF WHEN DRAKE SAID "I TURNED THE 6 UPSIDE DOWN IT'S A 9 NOW"
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Just finished writing a song that has taken me about 6 months to make. Not even happy just way sick of hearing it
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get blackout drunk and spam like your crush's instagram all the way back to 2012, don't miss a single photo.
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When I bought 14 Star Wars cups the cashier laughed at me, whatever dude I have life figured out
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Hi it's social media influencer "Allday" here to remind you it's not cool to be "lit" it's cool to do your homework & praise Jesus CHRIST.
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better to be broke with good taste than rich with no taste.
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Seinfeld situation: Hired a cleaner for my house but she's MY AGE and now I clean it all before she arrives bc I don't want her to judge me.
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There's not a better song than Blink 182 - I Miss You. It's already perfect and then the second verse comes in with "WHERE ARE YOUUU" and it's gets perfecter.
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sometimes i like tumblr then other times i'm like actually, no, i don't want to see a picture of a symmetrical bathroom ive got stuff to do.
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Damn right I'm gonna name my future kids some dumb artsy shit that will negatively impact their lives.
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My brother got his Uni admission letter but he's away and has no phone reception. Should I open it? My Mum says yes but she's rude as hell.
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Cop: I pulled you over bc you were on your phone.Me: I was looking at my wallet .Cop: why would u look at your wallet.Me: Because I like it.
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"The way you behaved back there was un-lit. af. You're grounded." - Me as a cool parent in the future.
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If you say "need a bf" or "need a gf" on the internet, just letting you know, sane people take that as a warning sign not to go near you.
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Do you ever get home from somewhere but you're too tired to go inside so you just stay in the car forever until you die then u haunt the car.
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Since we’re discussing nepotism babies it’s time for me to admit that my uncle was the P.E teacher at my high school.
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I estimate about 85% of teenage boys in Australia have mullets at the moment. At least that's one good statistic in 2020❤️.
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Just saw 2 people break up at a restaurant. This isn't the movies do it at home please.
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Just cheersed ice creams with my friend. A random guy saw and said "nice ice cream cheers boys." LOTS of respect flying around, great night.
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It's simple, don't agree to act in a show or movie if you aren't willing to sacrifice your self respect 4 a tacky reunion special in 10 yrs.
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don't do a drug because it's the trendy drug. do it because you want to get high in your own heart.
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people talk shit, that's why u gotta chill with your grandma 90 percent of the time because all she wants to talk about is food.
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If Crank Dat by Soulja Boi came out today it would still go number 1.
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Underrated animal: The humble turtle. Very chill disposition, lives in your local pond but doesn't show off like the ducks and swans. 8/10.
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If you eat the $1 hotdogs at IKEA, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine.
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The blurry line between love and filling up time with someone just because you don't wanna be alone.
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High on mdma in Bunnings holding hands with the guy at the paint counter.
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It's weird to think that in 15 years all of the kids from Stranger Things will be in rehab but hey that's life thanks for the cool show.
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"can i lift you up on my shoulders for this photo?"."i mean, if you really want to"."I'm strong"."ok"
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made up a new squad, it's called 4 slices of toast squad. you just have to have 4 slices of toast every time you eat toast.
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I'm proud of you, even if your dad isnt & he left to "get milk" when you were 5 & he started a new family in Bali & he has you blocked on fb.
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what is a "slider" ?.a tiny burger?.why?.would i want less of something i love.
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i told you when we started I wasn't looking for anything serious, so I think it's best for the both of us if we just end this snapstreak now.
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