Seriously @NFL @Chiefs Ashley is an OB rockstar AND has been a Chiefs fan for 30 years! The super bowl would be lucky to have her in the crowd.

@NFL @Chiefs I can't think of a better frontline worker to attend #SuperBowlLV than my brother @nathankroberts, serving #ChiefsKingdom as an emergency room doctor! @mitchholthus

A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?

Can we all just acknowledge that there are far too many Hostess snacks and emotions be ready for swim suit season? #COVID19 #gymisclosed

To limit coronavirus spread, Kansas City mayor suspends all gatherings of 50 or more

Truly can’t wait to see how deep in the archives @espn goes to fill air time with no live sports.

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Those who don’t go on ‘do not disturb’ when sharing their screens are the bravest people I know.

Who’s ready??

I’m in a glass case of emotions. #ChiefsKingdom

Who thought footboards were a good idea? #tallpersonprobs

What’s the difference between sleet and hail? @BryanBusbyKMBC

A warm welcome for @benzobrist18. 💙

So much of my life is spent guessing passwords

All is fair in love and the work parking lot at 8am.

I can’t deal with pro soccer because they go from “my leg is broken” to sprinting 50 yds, doing a double backflip and jumping over two grown men just to kick the ball out of bounds.

Waiting at the doctor’s office is made better by Buzzfeed articles about the Sabrina the Teenage Witch revival.

We are pleased to announce that we have signed an agreement with the @DeptVetAffairs to modernize its EHR and create one longitudinal health record with the @DeptofDefense, with a goal of providing a seamless care experience for our nation’s veterans. https://t.co/1rOHF9nY4V

Success is: getting all the groceries in the house in one trip.