It takes 6 men to lift up a coffin….imagine how great life would be if the 6 of us just lifted each other on a daily basis

Once your girlfriend starts wearing this, start looking for another b!tch

This run humbled me. Hills + distance = pure grind. The hills had zero mercy today 😭 but we move! I showed up and finished. #HardRun #MarathonPrep #Aberdeen #LongRun #hilltraining #marathontraining #marathon #runforlife #runhappy #runningmakesmehappy #runningmotivation

This is someone’s MOM 🤦🏿‍♂️💔 Would you allow your mother to wear like this in public places ?

Is it true vanhu vanorohwa kumlaso mujeri😂

Kusimba uku mukati varikudya chikafu chikudyiwa munhu wese muchikurubhi Here ? Or they is something ororo going on

Dang, asake is an epitome of Gods glory, talent and grace in human form

Mwari havakupe murume anobva kuMasvingo usina mhosva yawakapara

Women that go to the gym be like: Trained my upper body today

Chero ikanzi iri waterproof or water resistant, Zimbos will never willy nilly put their phone into water to prove it. 😂

Orgasm before bed is nature's strongest sleeping pill

Yo @enzoishallmusic how many retweets for me to get 2 tickets for the Vibe to the hype show ?

I got ballons today 💃🏽. +1 🤗🎊

Oh nah 💀💀

How girls flirt: You look like you got hoes How may girlfriends do you have that you don’t know about? Oh you dangerous Oh you look like trouble

Chasing people that owe you money be the worst

If these celebrities and athletes can’t keep their btch happy, what makes you think you can ?

Look at your wardrobe, your routines, your meals, your home. Ask yourself if they reflect the person you want to be. If not, start editing.

the pain of finishing a job efficiently and the client starts telling you stories when its time to pay you

Doc Vikela’s show was Electric yesterday Ayehwa, he is him Takakwara nekuseka zuro 🙌😂😂

Last night was nothing short of legendary. The stand-up comedy show? A MOVIE. Guys you came in numbers, you laughed in waves, and the energy was pure magic. Big love to everyone who pulled up and made it unforgettable 🙌 we’re building moments that’ll echo for years.