The man with translucent eyelids

I need someone to gently massage my eyeballs until I’m asleep

George Lopez mama was always snapping on the George Lopez show

I didn’t pray for these big balls I prayed for better days

When a goose you love is gone

No one would believe me and no one cared to check it out

They call it a “praying mantis” because it prays for better days

Me to my local sandwich artist: “Yeah sorry for being so oppressive”

I went to the cardiologist and he said my heart is the bitter buffalo

Let me drop my skit about the name Kaylee (Kaylei, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cailey) first though 😅 then we can take action

Type crap

Fuck cab for fuckie

I just want your Boston butt

I’m at 3 Friends Bar and Grill right now

Flirt to roast buttery lobster juicy steak vague post. Yapping Chud Slop.

They turning that fucker into glue after they get blasted 40-17 💔

The skin is just the wrapping; it’s the nacken you want to fuck.

MAGAts do not sincerely believe it's self-defense, they just find it incredibly thrilling to see a cop-as-proxy execute a woman they've decided is an ideological enemy. It's a pure crystallization of their deepest desires and seeing it for them is akin to religious revelation.

I want to be nothing more than a man who stays until people care

Pretty girl pussy gets ate or whatever that Smiths song is