Alex Jae
@alexjae1
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Sydney comedian, she/her, loves pastry, podcast: @dudecinemapod
Joined October 2009
Paul Dano can get it. (hoping this is as culturally significant as Toni Colette & Ben Stiller’s endorsements)
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This is giving cards against humanity I hate it
“Want to make people laugh at a party Use Grok’s unhinged mode for an epic roast.” — Elon Musk
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Oh wait is Twitter paying people for click through engagement stuff
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Is it just my algorithm or are people seeing heaps of quote tweets that direct you to go the OP’s profile/bio lately?
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Taylor’s overthetop multiple versions release of the same album is the labubu of music rn
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RIP Patricia Routledge, an absolute legend.
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No this is a storyline on greys im pretty sure
🚨🇨🇳 BREAKING: CHINA has invented a new 'BONE GLUE' that repairs bone fractures in just 3 minutes — no surgery or metal plates needed
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I just put out a new comedy special on my YouTube channel. Watch it.
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just had the best sandwich for lunc- “gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”
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Me getting closer to selling feet pics
TRUMP ON THE NEW "GOLD CARD": "If we sell a million - that's $5 trillion... if we sell 10 million, that's $50 trillion. That means our debt is totally paid off, and we have $15 trillion above that."
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This Mamma Mia! movie would be 8 weeks long
Bonnie Blue, known for sleeping with 1,057 men in under 24 hours is reportedly pregnant
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On top of everything the cunt has the worst accent on earth…how can you want to listen to that voice come out of that munted face
Musk: I used to be adored by the left. I was at a friend's birthday party and I mentioned the President’s name and it was like they got shot with a dart in the jugular that contained like meth and rabies…
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Also why is the baby dressed better than his adult father whilst in the Oval Office 😂 cool man good one you got em
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@theserfstv Here’s the article in full by Rebecca Shaw: https://t.co/gCYkhUTPqS
theguardian.com
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
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A bit butt hurt Australia hasn’t been included in the new American dom plan. Not that I want it at all but it hurts not to be included u know
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