#Leo's dont have trust issues, they just think everyones full of shit.

How many lemons can life throw you before you're sour instead of sweet? #latenightthoughts

I'm just gonna eat all of my feelings #I'mout #✌

Sometimes I feel like the biggest sucker in the world

This is why I love twitter... http://t.co/TmpV4nVbS7

Here I am thinking I'm an adult and I still lose my parents- at least once- every time we come to @Costco

I’m pretty much always down for a snack.

The most fucked up joke life will play on you is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time

I don't want to remember what it feels like to sleep alone.

Why do I find sexist jokes so funny? 🙊

I can't wait to get rich so I can take my momma shopping... So when she go to grab something I can say "no put it back"

does your signature just like happen to you once your adult? mine hasn't come yet

What are friends for right..

moral of the story : http://t.co/uiQbxCPLyK

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life