Alex Goldschmidt
@alexandergold
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he/him. gay girl dad. taylor swift anthropologist. former blue check. here to lol only!!! no drama!!! inquiries: [email protected]
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2008
Travis Kelce being allowed to post personal photos of Taylor Swift without her filter on them…. That’s love.
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As someone who collected Beanie Babies to retire early… No, I will not be buying any Labubus.
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Taylor Swift is going to watch The Traitors and know who all these people are. What a time to be alive.
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One of the few lights in this increasingly dark world.
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Elon Musk is a friend of wanting to be a full-time housewife and he’ll do whatever it takes for a storyline.
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No but the Wicked: For Good trailer actually did change me for good though.
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There should be a song of summer deadline and if we don’t have one by the deadline, a pop girl has to release a new single every week until we have one.
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How freeing to be able to listen to any Taylor Swift song you want whenever you want.
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This all just proves that there is no smarter person in business than Taylor Swift.
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I love when Taylor Swift pretends like she’s unsure if we want her to release music she’s recorded when she knows her fans are feral and would literally make an album of her farts chart.
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I’m happy for Taylor Swift but also won’t feel complete until the last two re-recordings come out because my brain needs things to be completed.
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I only really use Twitter to complain nowadays which seems… fitting?.
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Something has to be done about the cardboard standees in movie theater lobbies. Not everything needs to be a Museum of Ice Cream interactive photo opp experience for Instagram.
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No amount of success will ever make Morgan Wallen not a loser.
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Max spending all this time and energy on rebrands only to end up back as HBO Max…. What are we even doing anymore?.
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Gayle King asking “have YOU been” as if we all are sitting around able to go to space for 11 minutes but are choosing not to…. The level of out of touch being exhibited by every celebrity in that space capsule is truly next level.
Gayle King responds to the backlash surrounding Blue Origin's all-female spaceflight: "I'm very disappointed. what it's doing to inspire other women and young girls--please don't ignore that."
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I don’t need And Just Like That to be good. I just need it to never end. We’re so back.
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All the 11-minute trip to space did was give us memes and everyone involved thinks they achieved world peace and women’s rights. I just have to laugh. We’re so doomed.
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Imagine voting for Donald Trump and then preaching how going to the edge of space made you realize we’re all united. Deranged behavior.
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