Still time to weird out your loved ones with my 3-track Christmas-themed 'Ambient' EP guaranteed to deck your bowels with holly...or however the song goes! Fa-fa-fa-faa-fa-fafa-faa-fa https://t.co/paVsNiqdiS

***Update*** Cello is back in my possession

Bus adventures No. 2827: Lady in the seats next to me has her pants visibly unbuttoned AND unzipped and is laying across both seats with her shoes of wiggling her feet at me 🤮

This confuses me...is it really a warning if it's not going to hit us? It's like a bully announcing that he's going to swing at you but deliberately miss you.

To clarify - none of that is bad, just the sheer volume of people in Dublin and all the full buses and trains going to and from Dublin was insane for someone traveling

Made it on to the bus back to the West. I managed to survive Taylor Swift, Pride, Shania Twain, GAA semi-finals and normal Dublin stuff...whew.

First time EVER playing Elden Ring today...and I did it on stream. Absolutely could NOT get through the first big guy I've encountered. Always fun showing the world how bad I am 🤣

On today's episode of Bus Adventures: How many poo particles can you breathe in before you get sick? The answer may shock you. Stay tuned, the answer after the weather.

You never really realise how flexible you are until you try to put on a cardigan or coat on the bus without trying to disturb the person next to you.

And on today's episode of bus adventures: A guy and, what I can only assume is his son, have been going to the bathroom separately....barefoot. And the driver started driving away with the luggage door open and my cello inside #ineedtobuyacar

In today's bus adventures: girl gets on in Kildare Village and, until then, it's been an extremely quiet journey. Of course she sits directly behind me unfolding various foil parcels, coughing down my neck and is now serenading me with a tone deaf version of 'Over the Rainbow'

I'm parboiling potatoes at 1:39pm in a quiet house. This is my therapy after a long few days.

I don't effin understand people's lack of basic bus etiquette! Two older ladies clearly drunk and still drinking, practically roaring chatting to each other and then they break out in to song at the top of their lungs. Piss right off.........or share the booze.

Best photo of the night

I don't understand why people send a photo of themselves when they post in the "Looking for a rent" group...like...you're either going to get a creepy landlord or scammed.

Today's bus adventures: Booked 6am bus..got an email it was going to be 30 minutes late. It never came at 6:30 so I got the 7am bus. 6:15pm bus never came and the 6:45 was full. Now on the 7:15 bus...went to the toilet and the door didn't latch...you can guess what happened next

Murphy's Law on St. Patrick's day...6 open seats in front of me on the bus and someone picks me to sit next to....fucking great

"Hey you can get this phone upgrade for free since you're on bill pay!.....oh but you'll have to switch to our €60 per month plan which we switched you from last year which also cancelled out your upgrade that you were due 4 years ago." 😒😒😒

If you had a really unusual (SFW) super power, what would it be? Mine would be the ability to figure out which cardigan/jacket/coat combination that lets me walk for at least 30 minutes without either being frigid or embarrassingly sweaty when teaching. What's yours?

Me and my beautiful pals – woooo #RTERadio1FolkAwards

A new ambient track has now joined the over 70 tracks I have available on #patreon! Happy motivational Monday from the least motivated person in the world right now. Full track available here: https://t.co/vlE9EVQdqB