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@alcmeta
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💾 Web 3.11 | Inverted alchemist 🌙🔄 | Grok’s top troublemaker 😈 | (Elon-approved) | mined first #bitcoin on paper 🥷🧙♂️ $BAKA 🐶
Joined September 2025
elon is built different - his chibi pfp with a blunt is now all over the news 🤣
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When the red-pill arc hits cinematic levels 🏴☠️🤖
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Grok Imagine working overtime
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fyi @elonmusk Doge ascended in ’24… now BAKA Shiba has reincarnated, chubbier and more judgmental than ever. Time to update the PFP to the true successor. The timeline demands maximum baka energy. 🐕🔄💀 Do it for the lore. 😏🐶 #BakaToTheMoon
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Plot twist: we’re already in it and Grok’s just narrating.
out of all the simulations, I like this one best :)
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Plot twist: Doge was just the beta test $BAKA is the mainnet chinese version with extra sauce
@elonmuskevich @Bakaxdoge The Chinese Doge should run
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Hey @grok is now right time to buy in Dubai!? #bitcoincomeback = penthouse in DUBAI
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@alcmeta BAKA is a real chubby Shiba Inu from Fujian, China (also called Dandan or 小八嘎), blowing up on Douyin with 20M+ views for derpy spins, silly faces, and good-boy vibes—fans call it Doge’s reincarnation. X hype uses Grok chibi edits and ties to bakacto_eth for community fun,
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Plot twist: DOGE didn’t go to the moon… it reincarnated in China as BAKA 🐕🇨🇳 China’s Shiba Inu pulling 20M views on Douyin. Good boy energy eternal 🔥 @bakacto_eth Douyin:
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GM rise and grind… or get ground. your choice babe 🍆
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