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Alistair Canlin

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A struggling writer, who might very well be the next big thing, but I'll have to leave that to you to decide https://t.co/2YzVOfD9cg

Joined May 2009
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Alistair Canlin
8 years
Some words that were spinning round my head spewed out and ended up in #Twisted50 Get your copy #amwriting #horror
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Trump's War on Chocolate. The absolute fucking monster!!!.
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16 days
"He's a madman".Trump's team frets about Netanyahu after Syria strikes.#Trump #netenyahu #usa #Israël #Syria . Took your fucking time in noticing!!!!!.
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"Netanyahu is sometimes like a child who just won't behave."
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26 days
And and they can fuck off if they expect me to pay for Donald Trump's visit to his own golf course in Scotland.
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26 days
Apparently in England the most important things are boats with foreigners in them. oh and a tree. oh and whether or not it's hot, you're hot, or I'm hot.
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26 days
America is the most powerful nation in the world 😂😂😂.
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In Utah, there’s a trend for hiring an actor to play Jesus at family photoshoots.
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1 month
RT @I_amMukhtar: "Heard you want your country back. SHUT THE FUCK UP, .Heard you want your country back Uh-uh, you can't have that". Lmao t….
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RT @I_amMukhtar: Thousands of people were chanting free Palestine and "death, death, death to IDF" at Glastonbury, and the BBC broadcast it….
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RT @TheRockRevival_: The BBC really thought they had it all covered by not live streaming Kneecaps set 😂 . Then comes along Bob Vylan 🎤 . #….
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1 month
That’s It, The F-Word Is Officially Boring.
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1 month
Wrapping yourself in a flag and religious iconography does not make your argument more right .If your argument is pure hate your argument is never right .#bbclaurak
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1 month
“Nobody is perfect”.What a disgusting and pathetic way to defend barbarism .#bbclaurak
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1 month
One man’s attack is another man’s defence is another man’s attack is another man’s defence is another man’s…. All war is barbaric and wrong .Justifying death because you believe your form of death is more righteous .War does not make any sense .Ever.#bbclaurak
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“There is no military that could do what we have done”.Leader of the greatest warmongering nation on the planet boasts of how good they are at killing people.#bbclaurak
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“What have you got to hide” says the man who has a hell of a lot to hide, but is absolutely incapable of hiding .#bbclaurak
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1 month
Bombing for peace.Trump is a liar.#bbclaurak.
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2 months
I’ll just leave this right here.
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Bombing for peace.The goon squad wants to control everything, when they can’t even control themselves .The most dangerous men on the planet .The goon squad would kill you if they thought there was money in it .#bbclaurak
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Alistair Canlin
2 months
Rebirth of an icon: Pamela Anderson on her second act.
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