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@alanshow

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Ph.D. Chemist | Tech Enthusiast | Basketball | CatDad | Contributor for @htxchopshop | Justice takes more than just us

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Joined April 2008
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@alanshow
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@DuncanSmithNBA @KuKhahilNBA This is a great moment for me.
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@alanshow
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The fact that this is coming from the side that says they love the constitution and America is WILD to me.
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@alanshow
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Tax payer money being prioritized to non-taxpayers if you exercise your first amendment rights is insane to me.
@DropSiteNews
Drop Site
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BREAKING: The Trump administration announces it will withhold federal disaster preparedness funds from any U.S. state or city that boycotts Israel, according to Reuters.
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@alanshow
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Science YouTube only exists because we destroy PBS every republican cycle. Anti-intellectualism is the hallmark of the Republican Party.
@sirDukeDevin
Devin Duke
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šŸ’Æ%
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@alanshow
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RT @sirDukeDevin: šŸ’Æ%
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@alanshow
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I guess after spending so much time at the White House you missed having a sexual predator around.
@TripleH
Triple H
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The Beast is back. #SummerSlam.
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@alanshow
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Simping for a billionaire, lemme guess what his politics are….
@txkingwoody
Paul Gilliam
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@JJWatt Or. players honor the damn contract they sign & don't hijack owners. It's a double edged sword but the owner offered a contract & the player signed it.
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@alanshow
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You are a turd we just can’t flush.
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
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Um, wut?.
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@alanshow
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Not the Houston legend a lot of fans wanted to come home, but the one we deserve.
@brianmctaggart
Brian McTaggart
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Source: The Astros are have agreed to a deal to reacquire Carlos Correa in a trade with the Twins.
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@alanshow
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You will most likely die from heart disease or cancer. Illegal immigrants are a blip on what can kill you.
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@alanshow
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This is downright depressing. I work in cancer research, and that is somehow less crucial than ICE agents. Wild.
@samstein
Sam Stein
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Student loan forgiveness.
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@alanshow
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The greatest feat the conservatives have accomplished is splitting minority groups up and having them fight each other instead of their oppressors. It’s a master class.
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@alanshow
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I… never mind, I’m out. Done here.
@sportsfan6718
CFP
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Candace saying the players shouldn’t have worn the ā€œpay us what you owe usā€ shirts if they weren’t going to play hard in the all star game.
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@alanshow
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I know a trap when I see one. Y’all trying to see who buys their stuff from China.
@HoustonRockets
Houston Rockets
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y’all got your KD jersey yet? . let’s see ā€˜em šŸ‘‡.
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@alanshow
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10 days
It was over as soon as Tils convinced Harden to wear a Blue L**es Matter mask.
@PakiTexan12
PakiTexan šŸ‡µšŸ‡°
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I sometimes wonder about if Danuel House had stayed committed to following the 2020 bubble rules whether the #Rockets would’ve beaten the #Lakers in the 2nd Round. He was one of the most valuable 3&D players we had around Russ and Harden
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@alanshow
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RT @sagebeatlove_: In other news, there’s a toilet in my bathroom.
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@alanshow
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What the actual fuck?!.
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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Malcolm-Jamal Warner has died, according to multiple reports. He was 54.
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@alanshow
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Lolooolololol y’all voting for this shit if funny to me.
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
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President Donald Trump is threatening to hold up a new stadium deal for Washington’s NFL team if it does not restore its old name of the Redskins that is considered offensive to Native Americans.
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@alanshow
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Your profile says you’re searching for purpose, but you’re obsessed with supporting corporate overlords. You think that carpenter dude you supposedly love was a trillionaire?.
@jason_howerton
Jason Howerton
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Imagine being an employee at a company that has NEVER turned a profit and showing up to work in these shirts.
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@alanshow
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Man, now America is even outsourcing being fat. Jeez.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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McDonald's has launched an XXL shareable version of their fries called "Fans Fries" in Malaysia
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@alanshow
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Hi, yes, I need this. Also, Batman Beyond. Do it already.
@Lennyfrigginleo
JD5MVPSZNšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„
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@pageitchy Soon.
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