Please for the love of God can someone please tell me what a 'conjoora' is #TheJollyPostman #picturebooks #school

When @PLASTICBOXSHOP has lost your order, ‘delivered’ to someone you didn’t authorise (that doesn’t exist in the building), then tries to basically accuse you of lying! No red card to say it was left elsewhere either, but apparently I must be wrong! #lostorder #badcustomerservice

Feel a little bit broken after reading @claremackint0sh’s latest #AftertheEnd. Absolute stunning book, I loved the whole ‘Sliding Doors’ feel to it and despite it not being her usual style of writing, Clare absolutely excelled as always. #readit #lovebooks

Does anybody know if there are pre set book club questions for @claremackint0sh’s new book ‘#AftertheEnd ? We’re discussing it this coming weekend and an hoping Clare has come up with some thought provoking questions. #lovereading #bookclub #ClareMakintosh #questions

THREAD 📣. Quite simply, the first 100 high frequency words are words which occur most frequently in sentences. They are not words that ‘cannot be decoded’. They are not tricky. Children should not be taught to ‘look and say’ whole words. Proof? Please continue reading:

This is JOYOUS. Such a gorgeous young man, with absolutely the right attitude in life. Who doesn’t want to feel great?

Eeeeek! Fingers crossed. Can’t wait for this to come out #AfterTheEnd #ClareMackintosh #LoveAudio

Errrrmmmm ... where is my egg?!?! Like it’s not bad enough that I don’t get to eat the muffin... now I get an eggless breakfast!!! Cheers for that @McDonalds! #wounded #incompetent

Well thanks @parcelforce , that’s so informative! What exactly am I meant to do now then? #incompetentdelivery

I'm giving away a signed copy of my memoir #ACotswoldFamilyLife - follow and RT to enter. Winner picked at random 10am Monday.

Well you’ve excelled yourself again @Tesco. These were bought about 4 hours ago - mouldy! #disgusting #wontbeshoppingattescoanymore

Starting to notice a pattern with @viagogo and @UPS ‘loosing’ tickets! Looks like a scam to me. No one from UPS wants to help, says Viagogo has to, Viagogo says it’s UPS - haven’t received any response from #Viagogo yet either. If I miss the concert I’ll be gettin a lawyer!

Have never known a company to be so rude and incompetent! @UPS have lost my tickets, can’t tell me where they were delivered and what ‘safe place’ they were left in - and then HUNG UP on me! If I miss this concert I will be suing UPS! #fuming

Have a present for you @Redknapp - you look so excited for this pudding. In true spirit of @imacelebrity #jamrolypoly #custard #harrylovesajamrolypoly

Love this #imabrilliantbassistoo

I thought I heard it wrong lol. #BiffyClyroNotEmbarrassedTheyJammedWithNickKnowles

So much respect for @anne_hegerty. It’s immensely overwhelming for a neurotypical person - for her this will be hell. Out of routine, having already overcome some big challenges ... you can do it Anne ... we’re all backing you #AutismAwareness #ImACeleb

That moment when you find out what #Declan’s finishing face and vocals are like. #ImACeleb #tmidec #yesyesyesyes

Today’s the day. It’s not too late to donate. Raising money https://t.co/gWtjGgHrhd @LUPUSUK #nuclearfallout #mudrun #12km