Alan F Giles
@alanfgiles
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I am the Tallest Man in Los Angeles
Los Angeles
Joined February 2012
after months of hard work, my team and I finally came up with a slogan for meat. so proud of everyone involved!
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“Do your research before you meet your heroes” - the Wealth Brothers
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“Wanting to be a business owner is a huge red flag” -the Wealth Brothers
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Finally! This barbershop quartet only does Imagine Dragons songs
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so you're saying I should vote for Target
What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections? Absolutely everything. https://t.co/mnBjVGTlzR
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said this to my boss during a quarterly review and SHE gave me a $10,000 raise
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some specific team shoutouts (1/?) -Gunther for the rhyme idea (meat and eat) -Tiffany for punctuation -JT for the fonts -Mary Grace for writer's room morale (she's hilarious) -Chaz for catering -Brian for catering when Chaz was sick -Naomi for market research -Sam (RIP)
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guac is extra
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had the most terrifying time of my life at Disney Food and Wine festival
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audition for a Harold team
You wake up as Taylor Alison Swift. What's the first thing you do?
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scientists say there could be hundreds of different fonts on this mug, maybe thousands
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just once it would be nice to be told that I'M the one who has won the internet today, good sir
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this BS is not true at all. in my experience, broken families have way more baggage than perfect ones
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