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when blathers finds a bug in his room he screams and cries and calls up tom nook who sends tommy across the island to eat it
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imo this is one of the best tumblr posts of all time
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asking ur friends if they can listen to you vent is a good and healthy thing but why r so many of the scripts ppl provide the vaguest thing ever. saying “hey im feeling depressed atm and need to talk abt it, are u free rn? no worries if not” is more helpful than “i have bad news”
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i want everyone to see this
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i dont think mutual groupchats work tbh i think you have to carefully curate your friends to see which ones would get along best and introduce them one at a time by putting them in separate rooms and letting them sniff each other through the bottom of the door so they acclimatise
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the way so many people seem utterly incapable of consuming media without it being primarily through the lens of SHIPPING is insane. it genuinely does degrade your ability to analyse meaningful media bc youre going into it w the bias of “what men can i make kiss”
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"You're tell me" just made me laugh so hard I got nauseous
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remember when notre dame burned down and the frollo suggestions blog posted this
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tonio is literally the best jojo character because he didnt know what stands were before he met josuke+co... one day he woke up with many little ghost radishes hanging around him and was just like "whoa. i will use these to make pastas." and he did.
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johnny cash thigh high boots
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why does everyone go "i miss posting art on tumblr so bad" like queen shes still there everyone got scared off by the porn ban without actually reading into what it did... you can post your art there still even if its a little raunchy i promise
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the single greatest loss to tumblrs nsfw ban was college style egg
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this is the funniest thing ive ever read
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god i love tonio so fucking much. he didnt know what a stand was until he met josuke. one day he just woke up with freaky ghost radishes so he decided to get them to help him make really epic pasta
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this interaction drives me crazy its just so funny
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WHO SEXIFIED POLNAREFF AND PUT HIM IN A VIDEO GAME?????? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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i keep thinking abt this and chuckling
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stupid posts that make me laugh
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this post kills me every time i think abt it
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giving ppl talking templates is sexy and good but only if they help express feelings rather than make you sound like a corporation or a mystic. just be direct!
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jotaro doesnt get a goodbye kiss ONCE and he sulks... large baby
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i enjoy these images so so so much
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PHANTOM BLOOD: alludes to the supernatural aspects of the story as well as the blood required for the stone mask to work. also works in a metaphorical sense, as the characters are haunted by their ancestors choices
BATTLE TENDENCY: those boys sure do have a tendency to battle!
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response to the “someone put the entirety of 1984 in ao3 tags”
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every single transformers fan is like this post
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and its especially frustrating w meaningful media like patho2. you cant keep pretending its just bc youre queer and underrepresented when by doing so youre actively misinterpreting and miso representing narratives that are abt other marginalised groups
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Your pussy seems really cool and down to earth!
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believe it or not this isnt the wildest thing to have happened on this post
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if you just put them all together right from the start without any kind of quarantine its possible one of them came from a breeder with diseases and itll spread to the whole flock before you even notice, and youd have to euthanise the entire groupchat which would be a waste
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shipperbrain is a disease you think jotaro wouldnt mourn avdol, only person to ever kick his ass, who he thinks is extremely cool and epic? you think polnareff wouldnt mourn his littl brother kakyoin? you think joseph feels Nothing over his dead boys? i attack you
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so funny that there's so few women in this show they had to include a bird
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blathers holding tommy up to a moth so he can eat it in the same way some cat owners do... make me laugh
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okuyasu coming back from the dead makes every single other jojo death so funny bc it means that the rest of them didnt give enough of a fuck to not die
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"do you remember how we used to run" from that reincarnated daisy the dog tweet is truer poetry to me than most intentional pieces of art I see online
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Rohan Kishibe shoves his hands down his pants in public
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i love this post so so much
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hello my sweeties. my darlings. this tweet was about pathologic, the game that is by design not supposed to be fun, so if youre abt to say “let people have fun” maybe reconsider. also its specifically talking abt fans reactions to complex nuanced media, not shounen anime 💚
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kakyoin is so funny and neurotic he really went on a trip to kill a vampire just bc he has no friends. hes just an insane teenager hes like "dont look at me directly for more than 30 seconds or i WILL kill myself"
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my sonboy and sonboy in law collection
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i asked for people to send me playlists on tumblr and i got this im honking
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the only joestar to successfully fuck is joseph. he used up the whole familys fucking capabilites by being an unkillable whore. none of the rest of them have sex
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incredibly charmed by this ask
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IMAGE: two hyena; one large and asleep, one small and baby. they appear to be experiencing Love
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sometimes i read the notes on my posts to die instantly
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sex pistols and they drive around in this
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mudad is SO funny conceptually bc ppl only ever pay attention to giorno. dio loves his pretty son ONLY fuck his 3 ugly kids
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i dont want to be mean but i really dont think this one is on the american education system even a little bit
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sometimes i think abt how jotaro kujo is explicitly banned from being added to wikipedias list of marine biologists (on account of being fictional) and have a good hearty chuckle to myself
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im reading the flintstones gritty comic reboot and fred flintstones gay adopted dads is making me insane
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two cowboys in love cowboy love cowboys kissing cowboy wedding cowboy couple two cowboys sharing the same wine cowboy romance blondbitch cowboy italian ass cowboy
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"ohhh my artwork got flagged i cant use tumblr anymore :(" if you request a review it gets done within half an hour its not that big of an issue... i feel like that mild inconvenience is worth it for a functional tagging system
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i love this screenshot so much
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this interview makes me insane every time i remember it. unforgivable dungeon meshi.
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having gay or straight sex with my bigender wife or husband
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remember when polnareff was like "kakyoin you have long-range abilities, can you shoot this water canister from a distance so neither of us gets injured" and kakyoin replied "no. i hate you. i dont want to do that. you do it so you die."
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cant lie this still makes me chuckle
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LMAO i just realised the only time jotaro ever “loses” a fight is right at the start of sdc, when avdol embarrasses him in front of his mama and grandpappy. thats so epic. avdols the only person to kick jotaros ass... thats why he thinks avdols the coolest person ever....
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im sick of everyone saying the hand is a good stand but useless becayse okuyasu is STUPID also. like thats NOT why he doesnt use it hes just NICE he doesnt want to murder people by deleting their stomachs!!!!!!!
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giorno puts polnareff onto his vanity as hes curling his hair n monologues abt his plan to send fugo on a mission to commit murders so that he will realise his true potential and also fall in love with giorno. polnareff is not listening hes busy too busy eating radishes
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i love how middle aged and older women look in this game so much
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i think jotaro has a fish tank w beautiful tropical fish and he can identify individuals and knows their habits but hes very bad and unimaginative when it comes to names. he just names them after people he knows. at least 7 are called koichi
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diavolos whole life was ruined because he couldnt stop doppio from fucking
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i love bruno hes like im 20 and traumatised so i will adopt sad teens and teach them murdercrimes
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i know its lame to assign posts to fiction characters. but this post is so very kim and harry. so bad
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pucci is so funny hes like “sex is a sin” but then lunges at you with hoe movements
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i love dungeon meshi its just so funny. the whole concept is being forced to hang out with your brother in law who wont stop eating weird shit
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ive been given the ok to share the evidence that ive been able to find for the nikolay dybowski situation. please do share this version around, and again, DO NOT try and find the twitter users involved
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it looks funny right? you think it looks funny. i do too. but it lives its whole life. so you have to take it seriously eventually, right? and be respectful and shit. i think it can sniffing in the bush for garbage.
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i like screenshotting videos and gifs of kangaroos because each frame is its own very special brand of uncanny and horrific
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whtever. this is still cool as fuck
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junkrat is just a silly dirty guy w an extremely funny accent. what happened to him online should never have happened.
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not being funny but there's quite literally thousands of books published every year and loads of literary lists that will never find their way onto tiktok... just BC that's the only way you find out abt literature doesn't mean that's the only lit that exists...
They're going to skip our entire generation there's no way any of these books will be classics lmao
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ANIMAL autism is the best in the world because guess what. no matter where you are. theres literally always animal.
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crusaders misogyny rankings:
1. JOTARO. i dont think i need to explain this one.
2. KAKYOIN. hes a teenage boy whos also gay and a gamer. it tracks.
3. POLNAREFF. he doesnt really understand what women are.
4. AVDOL: scared of women
5. IGGY: feminist
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you guys remember killer bean? the movie about the assassin bean and the detective bean and they have a strangely homoerotic tension and also theres no women beans only men?
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tbh? i think getting killed by this would be really funny
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when polnareff made a clock w avdols fire and was like "when the clock reaches this time youll be dead..." and avdol just. put the fire out. fucking legendary moments.
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i cant stop thinking abt these
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ive fallen madly in love with the anonymous user responsible for this sentence
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aizawas so fucking funny man imagine if your teacher was like "welcome to your first day of HELL chances are im gonna expel you all." and from then on every day he just showed up with a sleeping bag and spent all your classes napping.
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